march 17 in idea barrages

He had forgotten throwing that boomerang but it was all coming back to him now.

Are you your best self? I mean, probably not but we don’t need your best self. Your best self can go shove it, that girl or guy probably would just spend all their energy chasing money. Right now, more than ever, we need your kindest self. We need you to be your kindest self.

You will purchase all the Chia Pets in the store. You will do this while singing “IT’S A LONG WAY TO TOPIARIES, IT’S A LONG WAY TO GO, IT’S A LONG WAY TO TOPIARIES FOR THE SWEETEST TREES I KNOW”.

Maybe when the alien anthropologists find the fragmented pieces of our popular culture and history they’ll come to the conclusion that John Wayne and John Wayne Gacey were the same guy. That’d be fun.

The Spaceballs were literally defeated by the vacuum of space.

How did Onlyfans not just call itself “America’s Horniest Home Videos”? I get that it’s a little wordy but I hate when people pass up on an obvious joke just to save time or money. Time and money come and go. Wordplay is eternal.

When DC & Marvel did the Amalgam Universe, combining characters from both companies into weird fusions, they didn’t have Iron Man and Hawkman combine into the superhero with a robotic flying skateboard “Tonyhawk” and it’s just more proof I should be in charge of things like that.

The past tense of Ving Rhames is Ving Rhamed.