feb 15 in idea barrages

You know what’d be a fun name for a horror movie? THE EMERGENCE BROADCASTING SYSTEM.

I don’t know what the magazine BUTTER HOMES AND GORGONS would be about but I saw it in a dream and approved.

I know a guy who hates the sand,
He hates the way it’s rough on your hands
He don’t like younglings,
Sure loves Sheev,
It sounds like Scuba when he breathes.
He comes from Tatooine
Tatooine
Tatooine
Tatooine

Kinda like when theatres have their workers put their favourite film on their name tags (must be suck being an attractive lady & every idiot thinks its their angle to hit on her, tho) but it’d be weird if it was everywhere. Clerk in the Price Chopper “Bob - Totino’s Pizza Rolls”.

There’s no act more radical than the rejection of violence. So many think they’re reinventing the wheel by replicating their abuse onto others, in a conscious or subconscious drive for power themselves. But love, love is the only true rebellion there’s ever gonna be.

Sometimes it just strikes you. You want to hear an entire musical about ruining pizza by Andrew Noid Webber. But it doesn’t exist. “The Phantom of The Dominoes” does not exist and we’re all the worse for it.

Dracula and Jesus probably wouldn’t have agreed on a lot but I really think they could’ve come together on a shared aversion to wood-based violence.

If you wanna put chocolate frosting on your toast, do it. Live life. Don’t ruin it by mixing acrid hazelnut oil in with the choc, just so you can pretend you’re not having a toast cupcake. Have your toast cupcake without pretense. We only get 100 years here, even if we’re lucky.