the ides of april 3 (100th PB barrage) in idea barrages

1.) Dreams are just a remix/of your life by the DJ in your head/but the tracks are sometimes so mashed-up/it seems a different thing instead.

2.) If only government whistleblowers all went by porno names like "Deep Throat". Snowden could've been "Super Hornio Brothers" that'd be rad.

3.) If you said "we gonna ban knives now?" after the horrible knife attacks in PA, you know what? All the victims lived. That's the difference.

4.) "Oh man," he said, "I was so high, I was talking to Saturn." "Which one," she asked, "the god or the planet?" "Yes."

5.) A tragic accident at the glitter factory left him with a permanent case of disco balls.

6.) It's too bad Donnie Wahlberg wasn't vaccinated against crazy.

7.) Writing, like driving, is quite easy to do poorly and so it is erroneously assumed it is almost as easy to do it well. No. No no no.

8.) Are people from the Albany suburb of Colonie called "Colonesians"? If not, they've missed one is all I'm saying.