the ides of april 4 in idea barrages

1.) A version of The Wizard of Oz that ends up in the Emeril City.

2.) Social networking is the art of mnemonic possession.

3.) Look I think a lot of our problems come from ending Reconstruction too soon too but cursing Atlanta with a soccer team seems a BIT much.

4.) It's an ancient tome about eating the last of the Halloween candy. It's the Necconomnomnom.

5.) Gotta beg 'em all, Patreon!

6.) If there's a God She gave us two truly effective tools of joy: music & sex. And while they both suffice alone they're both better with friends.

7.) "My Mrs. Doubtfire Fan-Fiction" would be THE best name for an emo band ever.

8.) If you wanna get into the priesthood, you gotta be good at cross-promotion.