april 14 in idea barrages

1.) She said the way he cleared his throat was gross. He said that, rather, the hills were alive with the sound of mucus.

2.) My new invention puts three little shadows in the lower right eye of your VR goggles. It's called Mockulus Rift.

3.) A generation driven back to our folks' places by an economy much worse than we were promised, suffering from Stuckhome Syndrome.

4.) I kind of want to write a musical about the John Titor hoax.

5.) Someone must have mashed-up Neil Young's "Cowgirl In The Sand" and Alice Cooper's "I'm Eighteen" right? Someone?

6.) Every tomorrow is another chance to indulge the gambler's fallacy and try again.

7.) Older I get, the more I shift from neutral-good to chaotic-good.

8.) Obviously with all this gluten-intolerance and lactose-intolerance, a Gluten and Lactose Anti-Defamation League is in order.

9.) With Mickey Rooney's passing, the next logical step is remaking NATIONAL VELVET as INTERGALACTIC VELVET.