april 14 part 2 in idea barrages

1.) When folks tell me to get my ass in gear I wanna tell them "you'll have to manipulate my stick shift to make it happen".

2.) RPers, it is your job to play a Klingon halfling and call him Dworf.

3.) The worst of that relatively good dream was the almost kiss where the lips just brushed and then I woke up wanting.

4.) In non-fiction, we are beholden to mad trifles like context and fact. Only in fiction are we allowed to explore what's really in our heads.

5.) You don't see characters teleporting by prying a crack in reality open with their fingers and then jumping through enough in stories.

6.) If you need to understand the concept of infinity, imagine how much cooler mini-golf is than actual golf. That is the feeling of infinity.

7.) The Today Show has nothing in the "hosts who clearly hate each other pretending to be friends" category on QVC. Oh man.

8.) The winter felt so long that the sounds of the birds are unnerving. Unreal. Paradoxically unnatural.

9.) It's weird we hate athletes for being dishonest but we also want 'em to spend 4 years in college lying to us that they're actually students.

10.) Another day, another deferment request to Sallie Mae. It's not fun being part of the lost generation.