march 24th barrage 2 in idea barrages

1.) Jeff Garlin's done too much good to be tarred w/ "from The Goldbergs". That's like having Jesus on & saying "Jesus from Joe's Carpentry".

2.) Anyone who tells you to "know your place" is dangerously power-tripping and must be ignored for the good of all.

3.) Is there anything more sad-funny than a QVC caller assuming the host recognizes their voice from a past call?

4.) Doesn't matter what is or was. What matters is what's just. Don't care if it's true that life isn't fair. It SHOULD be and that MATTERS.

5.) Jerry Stiller in 1978 looked like Kurt Vonnegut if Kurt Vonnegut ran a porno theatre.

6.) GWAR was the Devo of metal.

7.) When the kid from 3rd Rock from The Sun acted in Chris Nolan's third Batman movie, did that make him... Christopher's Robin?

8.) My newest idea for a band name is "Arsonists And Old Lace".