march 24th barrage in idea barrages

1.) In like a lion, out like a double-lion with magical ice breath that hates you and everything you love.

2.) Semi-Charmed Kinda Life parody about Lucky Charms?

3.) Revise, revise, revise. No. Strike that. Revise, revise, REVISE, revise.

4.) Parody of PUSofA's Peaches about the Bette Midler movie Beaches?

5.) Had a dream where I was watching an incredibly violent movie about the cycle of violence and blame and revenge and then the infinite regression thereupon. Someone always being made a monster by fighting monsters. Everytime I tried to leave the theater in disgust, that turned into a new awful movie about violence and the cycle of blame. The only way to actually leave was wake up.

6.) If someone says you can't do that thing without religion, they're not trying to help you do a thing, they're trying to sell you religion.

7.) Hearing someone speak of a person like they were the love of their life when you know that person didn't feel the same is The Saddest Thing.

8.) Nothin' worse than trying to eat healthy and then... eating an unhealthy amount of the healthy thing to compensate.