Karma in Musings

I sold my soul to the devil a long time ago. So don’t fuck with me, because I am an egotistical, selfish and hedonistic patriot.

I’m not a physically aggressive person and murder isn’t my thing—but I will whisper in your ear, as you stand on a ledge, “jump”

I will filet you with some avocado and a salad.... I will also send all of your dick pics in beautiful 5x7 frames to all of your family and friends