13 in idea barrages
- Jan. 3, 2015, 5:26 p.m.
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1.) They call me Big Salsa/cuz I’m hot and chunky/they call me Blue Cheese/cuz I’m creamy and funky.
2.) Are there harmonicas made out of Legend of Zelda gold cartridges? There SHOULD be.
3.) Was baby Kal-El circumcised on Krypton? It was probably impossible on Earth without some kind of… Kryptonite-enhanced mohel.
4.) The challenge of family-friendly poetry readings is actually good for me, now and then. I found like… fourteen that are actually good and either clean or became clean with minimal editing!
5.) I’ve made peace with most of my regrets, they woukd’ve gone even worse had I went the other way. The few regrets I cling to all have women’s names.
6.) If you’re wondering what happened to all the old Palm Pilots, we burned them for Ash Pilot Wednesday.
7.) And that’s when Henry Winkler’s twitter jumped the snark.
8.) Frankenstein only plays guitars with a bolt-on neck.
Squidobarnez ⋅ January 03, 2015
I got one of those gold Zelda cartridges back when the game came out. a pointless result of a rush to get into the store because I've downloaded that game onto our Wii and there is no golden aspect to a download. but I felt like a bit of a winner back then.
I hope you're enjoying your now.
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