may 6 in idea barrages

  • May 4, 2021, 2:18 a.m.
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  1. Sometimes green highlights in black hair look great if you’re going for a goth or emo thing. Sometimes, though, it fails and just looks like you’ve made your hair an ad for Monster Energy Drink.

  2. Only the hipster ironist children go to Deconstruct-A-Bear.

  3. In nerd prison, the scariest inmate would gain the title Mitochondria because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

  4. I just realized that before we had bad internet memes, they already existed as “edgy” Looney Tunes tee-shirts sold in K-Mart.

  5. You could clean up at an anime convention with Pocky Road ice cream.

  6. A bar with a mechanical bull but it’s a mechanical Bull Shannon from “Night Court” and he’s just a wonderful but dim robot friend to chill with.

  7. Just singing that “Come, m’lady, come come, m’lady” song from a million years ago but about Luigi. As you do.

  8. How haven’t we used Filter’s “Hey Man Nice Shot” to promote the vaccine yet? I’m sure Filter would be happy to sell it, they’re probably all in, like, accounting or something by now. Workin’ at their dads’ dealerships, something like that.

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