may 7 in idea barrages

  • May 7, 2021, 2:19 a.m.
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  1. An Eminem/Smashmouth mash-up (smash-up?) called RAPSTAR built around the line “Some-BODY once told me, don’t eat Mom’s macaroni, you’ll puke when stage-fright goes to your head”.

  2. A goth Weezer cover that starts with the line “Oooo-eeee-ooo, you look like Morticia Addams, uh-oh, and I’m Edgar Allen Poe”.

  3. An album of songs about Pokemon in the style of Metallica called SOME KIND OF POCKET MONSTER.

  4. The opposite of No Shave November is Daylight Shavings Time.

  5. Justin Bieber minus Eminem equals Pete Davidson. Look, it’s just math, you can’t argue with math.

  6. The leader of the Garbage Pail Kids holds the ceremonial title Grossmaster General.

  7. A Michael Jackson parody built around the line “Aubergine? It’s just an eggplant, you’re not British, don’t pretend that you are one… you were raised outside Tuscon.”

  8. I’m sure there’s people out there making dessert sushi where the sticky rice is rice krispie treat, like, it’s too good an idea than for my ass to have stumbled on it first but… I had the idea just now and it felt worth stating anyway.


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