Im out in Weight Loss Surgery

So I have to start by saying that I finished my dinner, if u wanna call it that, at 830pm Tuesday night. And Wednesday I fasted before the testing.

I got to the hospital around 845am. I parked in the “out patient” park cause isn’t that what I was? I was ok.

The hospital staff was very nice. I didn’t even have to do much paper work. They asked a million questions and typed in the info them selves.

I prob didn’t get called back till 945 just to find out that the WLS doc / office just made the appt for me and didn’t tell anyone what blood test they wanted.

So back I go to wait an hour till someone tells the hospital what the fuck to do.

Get a pounding headache in that hour from not being able to eat the piddlance I’m allowed.

Finally go back and although they complain about my lack of veins they do get blood. Like 5 vials.

Then the covid test.
Omfg.

Ok so I got a cv test from a medimerg this summer. And yes it went up the nose and it kinda burned but it was quick and easy.

The medimerg test is the knock off test.

The hospital is the REAL test and it hurts.

She went far and did both nostrils.

She went so far back I actually pulled away and she put her hand on the back of my head to keep me there.

I felt that feeling as If it was still in my face for a long time.

I know understand why people say it’s so bad and it feels like they’re poking your brain.

They were very apologetic and nice. I was out by 11am.

Then I ran to my car and downed a protein shake. I was STARVING. I drank another while driving.

It took everything in me not to stop at a fast food place. I was starving and the shakes weren’t cutting it, nor stopping my head ached made worse by the brain swab.

I Get home, eat an egg.

Still feeling shitty. I try to sleep with will. Don’t sleep.

I make another protein shake.

I just feel uneasy. Head, stomach, and its the stress of the day before it was all over, maybe the blood test. I dunno i feel like shit and really want real food.

I might make farina.

Last updated December 20, 2020