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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread in Normal entries
I wrote an entry at five something this morning. It was clever. It was bullshit. I realize when I post MyTube videos it dates me as sure as any rant about walking twelve miles uphill in the snow ...
Promts; waterlogged, enameled,dial, strapless, slippery, ebb in Flash Friday
The Prompts waterlogged, enameled, dial strapless, slippery, ebb The excuse I didn’t time this. I was having trouble so I kept writing. I think I failed at every piece I tried to force into t...
Flash Friday; pinky sugar, feild of oats, tweed suit and a straw hat in Flash Friday
Promts; pinky sugar, fields of oats, a tweed suit and a straw hat Frank Wesley was old school, or maybe just old. The old school hadn’t been good to him. Professors wore tweed, his herr...
Air Asterisks in Normal entries
I busted out a flash this morning, it’s either good or it sucks, how would I know. There are things that are fun to write, there’s things that are driven to be written, things written from the he...
Flash Friday 10/04/2013 Morning Star in Flash Friday
Prompt; Morning Star Ok, so I started this, was distracted, had to go do something else, and came back. Oh and the dog ate my homework. And, and, and … I got the high score on bejeweled. Oh. I w...
A flash that has nothing to do with friday or prompts in Flash Friday
“She had to disappear before they disappeared her.” “Did she have to give me up?” “I don’t know that she did.” “Someone did. I’ve been rotting for five years upstate like a pink salmon belly u...
Don't you hear Jerusalem Moan in Normal entries
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I'm sure this isn't right in Normal entries
I am in the habit of discussing abstract things by the quality of their gluts; e.g. it was a weird ass day. If I thought about it I’d be hard pressed to come up with a concrete definition for a w...
Flash from last Friday; Umbrella, bear, cactus in Flash Friday
I’m not proud of this. In general the longer my flash the less time I spent thinking about it. It’s typing against the clock. I always attribute to Mark Twain a quote that goes something like ---...
A rant about some damn thing or the other in Normal entries
Monday morning, the sun is shining but it’s very serious, it’s phoning it in. Back in my little damp spot of the NW dew point didn’t mean anything. Here when you go out barefoot to get the mornin...
A brief pause from the mouth of madness *edit* Sense of humor flash in Normal entries
Ok, so I’m watching In The Mouth of Madness, I mean I am presently watching it. I had to pause. I’m a Sam Neil fan, it’s in my queue because I like Sam Neil, I’ve seen it before. There’s this lin...
Inspiration n shit in Normal entries
What is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths Are mine the same as yours? --- Pontius Pilate song from JC Superstar I got this email this morning offering me free daily inspiration...
Another Flash, job application prompt, 9/27 in Flash Friday
Write a flash that is an answer to a question on a job application Name Arnold Jehoshaphat Fassbinder but you can call me Sparky or Sparky J. I know it sounds like one of those nicknames; call ...
Flash Friday; liturgy, cadence, burnt for 9/27 in Flash Friday
Again, a day early. Friday might not work well for me “You’re mad.” “I’m not.” I waited for the ‘it’s just …’ she crosses her arms when she takes off a t-shirt, grabs the hem with her wr...
State of the dawg in Normal entries
I had left some scrap of fiction up on the screen earlier; someone snuck in and changed it to crap. I tried to type that sentence and discovered. Too, that someone, likely the same one, spilled m...
title is required in Normal entries
I really don’t have more than three gears; soul searching, funny cynical ancedotes and cryptic. Journal wise that is. I have those same three gears in real life too except that cryptic is close l...
where I haven't been in Normal entries
Know that old saw about how life is stranger than fiction? I usually consider myself immune from that, or I have for the past few years. No one says life is more fucked up than fiction because in...
Perhaps I Forgot in Normal entries
A mind is a terrible thing. I needed to get that out of the way. Dunhill deluxe navy rolls and Fuente château maduros are fine smoking. That too needed to be cleared from my cache. This is an e...
What's up Doc? in Normal entries
Many a snack dog has been denigrated under the pen name Haredawg and its variations. I’m not going to recant, but I’m granting amnesty to one snack dog. To be fair he doesn’t know he is a snack d...
Flash Friday; Amanda et al for 9/20/2013 in Flash Friday
I used bits and pieces of all the prompts for Friday. I might be busy tomorrow, I got people and dogs coming in Write an ironic thank you note. Write a flash about a dinner party anecdot...
Where you at is where you is in Normal entries
It’s a Wednesday morning on the downhill slope of September, near the end of 2013, a season and year marking the declension of all those alive enough to read this. It’s why we mark time. It’s why...
Stuff in Normal entries
I heard someone say it was going to be a hard winter the other day. I’m not sure what that means. I assume they mean cold. I know it’s just semantics, but that’s not what I would consider hard. T...
Flash Friday; Craigs list ad in Flash Friday
I woke up from a nap and started writing this, didn't time it. I checked the prompts, one fit in. Let's call it an accidental flash “Who the fuck is that?” “He said he wanted to talk with Mr. F...
A brief note on eternity and your mistakes in Flash Friday
The most subversive way to tell a story? The truth, naked, wriggling, peeing in an arc, bald faced, bold faced, rearing it’s ugly head truth with a capital T and no apology. You thought, perhaps,...
Flash friday 9/13/13; Sober, Northern, Blade in Flash Friday
“I’ve never been so sober in my life.” She grinned, he grunted. I tried to be offended, couldn’t pull it off. I hooked my thumbs in the straps of my pack and pulled it forward. The bar for back ...