Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Eat a dick. in The Napkin.
Even consider how the phrase “eat a dick” is not an insult if taken literally? If you tell a girl, “eat a dick”, you’re basically telling her to hunt rogue penises AND EAT THEM. That’s pretty e...
Kittylove. in The Napkin.
I love waking up in the middle of the night and seeing both my cats snuggled up at the foot of my bed, usually between my legs, as I tend to sleep on my back. During the day, they chase each oth...
Sigh. in The Napkin.
When my days are full, I'm anxious. And now that I have a legitimate week off, I'm sad and anxious, just the same.
On Porn. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
All things considered, if it weren't for internet porn, I'd be vastly undereducated in the Sexual Arts and Sciences. Of course, it's more than just porn, but shh, I like being lewd and fucking w...
Taco Beef #2 in Cooking with Timmy!
Or, really, a recipe for sausage and peppers used timmy-style into taco beef. 1 lb ground beef 1 lb ground turkey Olive oil of some kind 1 yellow bell pepper, minced 1 red bell pepper, minced ...
Progress. in The Napkin.
I have yesterday's workout and today's workout that I need to post, but I'll get to that tonight. Today's the 16th? That means this is day 6 of 21 day. (Cuz it takes 21 days to make a habit.) ...
Taco Beef #1 in Cooking with Timmy!
Was heading into the gym, thinking about what odds and ends I wanted from the grocery story. I thought about how I wanted taco stuff afterwards. I have seasoning powder, but for once, I decided...
Balance in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Moderation may be a theme I've known for a long time, but it's quite apt when applied to EVERYTHING. For a very long time, I've self-identified as a sub. Yet in relationships, I end up taking o...
Exile. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Was reminded of a conversation I had with Cliff well over a decade ago. We were talking about how alone we feel. But he took issue with me. He pointed out how he had been categorically ostraci...
The Stand. in The Napkin.
Meditating further, morals are one of the few things I have to stand on. My likes and dislikes are very fuzzy and don't mean much to me. But at the very core of my being, I have to know I'm a "...
Mondays. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
An anxious day. A paralyzing day. Thoughts and counterthoughts. No alcohol, instead caffeine. Interesting how it kind of has the same effect. I can't think myself through it, so instead I di...
A chance. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I've known manic depressive people, and their manic phases always felt FAR more energetic than this. That's why I don't think it's that, just pervading depression. No matter what mood I'm in, o...
So I take pictures of my cats. in The Napkin.
I think I found my new wake-up song. in The Napkin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI This song will always remind me of Short Circuit 2, but shh. At the risk of being utterly campy, we need to be the hero we need in our lives. I'll u...
Occupying time. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It really annoys the crap out of me how much my moods seems effected by the weather. I just felt so terrible yesterday. I think... I may be able to be productive today. I have a long list of ...
I like butts. in The Napkin.
Maybe I should take daily buttpics as I break in the new undies. I take selfies as it is; a surplus of buttpics would certainly fit the butt-centric nature of my tumblr. I got some Kohl's cash....
Week-to-week. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It's a weekly cycle for sure. I never have "two good weeks in a row". I was able to salvage last week by hitting the gym four days in a row to get myself back on track. Yet, as always, major a...
Compliments. in The Napkin.
I was getting compliments on my hair yesterday and I guess it was throwing me off. I still, to this day, don't know how to react to compliments. I kind of freeze like a dear in the headlights, ...
Sausage in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So I finally used the butt-ton of sausage that I had in the freezer. Found a recipe with onions and peppers. Pretty simple, really. I uh, misread it. I thought a "clove" meant "a whole garlic...
Yay money. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
With the advent of modern technology, doing your own taxes is pretty easy. I'm getting back everything that was withheld. For whatever reason, I actually owe a couple dollars in state taxes. I...
Solutions. in The Napkin.
For all things there is a short-term and long-term solution. We need both to alleviate the anxiety of any problem.
On Communication. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I really think "wavelength" is the most appropriate word to describe meshing correctly with another person's communication style. It's clear to me now that Candi and I just were on two different...
Kobayashi Maru. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Attitude is a funny thing. If you tell someone, "You need to think positive!" the vast majority of people are going to reply, "You need to go fuck yourself!" It's difficult to tell people that ...
Progress. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I failed my midterm, for sure. Who fails a take-home midterm? I don't know, man, I've been wanting to get to the library, it just turns into this THING in my head where I'm not sure if I'm goin...
Simple things that make me feel better. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Doing sets of pull-ups and push-ups in the morning. Downing massive quantities of water at every opportunity. Peeing. Showering in the morning, or after workies. Eating breakfast. Brushing my tee...
