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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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On Ballsweat. in The Napkin.
Ballsweat is an iota of a misnomer. It’s not the broad surface of the scrotum that sweats. It’s mostly the perineum, and the crease between the thigh and the scrotum. It’s like how boobsweat mo...
On Propaganda. in The Napkin.
If you say two things close enough together, the public will begin to associate them together, even if it isn’t true. It worked with Iraq and 9/11. The right is attempting to do the same with t...
On Kelly's Longevity. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I just realized that Kelly Quark is over five years old. Which feels midlife to me. I pretty much can’t play bleeding edge games without an upgrade to my graphics card. (Asus EAH4870 Radeon 48...
More on games. in The Napkin.
I just realized that I’ve played Skyrim and Fallout3, and both were so boring that I never got into playing them. Candi owned them. I logged a couple hours, but never once had an itch to play. ...
On Battlefront. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I don’t really keep up with video games anymore. In addition to being timesinks, the stuff costs moneys. Nonetheless, the game showed up on my radar. I’ve watched a couple of reviews, and well...
More On Empathy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m convinced that the issue with the right is a lack of empathy. The left gets called “bleeding heart liberals” because apparently they care about shit. …How exactly is that a bad thing? Meanwh...
On how Climate Change causes Terrorism. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The right has criticized Bernie for his assertion that climate change is linked to terrorism. I thought it was a little odd, at first, too, until I watched a follow-up interview. Then I realized...
France. in The Napkin.
Wait, I thought we were demanding Freedom Fries. Gotta love Murica.
4th republican debate thoughts. in The Napkin.
Biggest cheers for Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush, out of the gate. Least for poor John Kasich. Moderator opens with some jokes that nobody responded to. Ouch. A minimum wage of $15/hr comes out to ...
4th undercard thoughts. in The Napkin.
Eliminate the IRS? Good luck with that. Oop, socialism is still a slur to them. Can’t take Republicans seriously about “small government” when they want to regulate our personal lives and grow t...
Why I don't like Hilldawg. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
She’s a disingenuous power monger. Oh, that didn’t take so long. It’s weird, I absolutely love Bill. The very same reasons Republicans hate Slick Willy is why I adore him. When GOP tried to ta...
Nano. in The Napkin.
I was half-asleep this morning when I got a brilliant idea. THE LEAGUE OF EVIL DUDES. Guy gets tired of having to be good constantly, so he joins the LEAGUE OF EVIL DUDES. He starts off doing ...
3rd Republican Debate. in The Napkin.
Trump is like the bully everybody listens to. Meaning when everyone is talking over each other, if he says “Hey, you’ll get your turn” they suddenly shut up. Good start out of the gate. I almos...
The fine line. in The Napkin.
I’m too politically incorrect to be a social justice warrior. But, too rational to be an insensitive asshat who has bigoted beliefs. Or maybe I’ve been around the internet long enough where I jus...
Dreams. in The Napkin.
I really should keep a dream diary next to my bed. I’ve been having the most vivid dreams this past week. Meaningful or not, some of them would make insane stories.
On Bodily Autonomy. in The Napkin.
“I’m a dude and can’t fathom what it’s like to have a uterus” is worth a ph.D dissertation these days, and likely unreadable by a lot of people. (Because “My body is my own” is still too short of...
On Elizabeth Warren. in The Napkin.
For those living under a rock, Elizabeth Warren is basically the Bernie Sanders who isn’t running for President. Imagine if Trump were honest, cared about us, and wasn’t a verified asshole. Tha...
On Immigration. in The Napkin.
The right’s notion that “illegal immigrants” will take jobs away from citizens seems like a red herring. Some corporate CEO isn’t at all threatened by someone whose first language isn’t English....
On Guns. in The Napkin.
The 2nd amendment was implemented at a time when an armed civilian population might be able to overthrow a corrupt government. That might have applied 200 years ago, but now? You really think a...
On Abortion. in The Napkin.
Abortions are kind of like guns. In an ideal world, nobody would have guns. We would have no need for guns. Guns are intrinsically violent. But just because I decide not to have a gun doesn’t...
On Manhood. in The Napkin.
Being a man in today’s society means finding the thin line between letting things go and standing up for yourself. If you let things go at the wrong time, you’re letting people take advantage of ...
Political Playoffs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wasn’t even aware there was a Republican undercard debate. That’s the Republican Machine for you. No, no, think about it. As much as they want to have a Frontrunner™, the more television tim...
On Socialism. in The Napkin.
Ya know. That Socialism has become a dirty word is proof that there IS NO LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS. True capitalism would have us proverbial slaves to the owners of production.
On Timmy™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
With absolutely no disrespect to this website, I think the community Open Diary had was a phenomenon of the times. There’s two contexts. I think of how many people I’ve kept in touch with. No ...
The Great Dalmuti. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I can’t pontificate enough about how awesome this game is. I was introduced to this game years ago, during Gaming Club at CCM. Some variations “keep score”, though we never did, so I never kept...
