Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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On Headlines. in The Napkin.
Damn it, can’t decide which is worse: the comment section or the propensity for like-minded individuals to become more extreme in groups. Which defeats my original purpose, which was to propose ...
Hey, that's MY free pizza! in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I don’t really check my email on my phone. But when I look down and see YOUR DOMINOS ORDER, I go “uh. I didn’t order any Dominos.” So I check my gmail. I glance down at the pizza. Then I not...
A Subjective Preference for Star Trek Movies. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I actually reread a list I made over ten years ago, and I realized my preferences have changed. This list is completely subjective and isn’t based necessarily on technical aspects. It goes back...
Beginner's Star Trek Primer. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Star Trek to the uninitiated is rather intimidating. It’s a LOT of content, and it’s hard to know where to begin. As well, there are those that have only seen the recent JJ Trek and don’t under...
Potato Chip Survey. in The Napkin.
My dad is the only person I know who assumes potato chips should be a part of lunch. Like, a grilled cheese and potato chips. Do you or anyone you know just shove potato chips on your plate duri...
On Trekkie Pride. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
With the success of Force Awakens, I’m totally okay with people thinking “Star Wars” is better than “Star Trek”, because being a Trekkie was never cool. Star Wars has heroes, villains, adventure...
On Family. in The Napkin.
The only person I’ll immediately respond to on my phone is my sister. Everyone else in my family, I have that moment of pause of “do I really want to deal with this right now?”
On Efficacy of Pubes. in The Napkin.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my manbush. Gotta keep my genitals warm in the winter. But, I’m wondering if I was wrong with the assumption about it being “lazier” or simply taking less time to not...
On Force Awakens. (No spoilers.) in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Yeah, I usually don’t have spoilers when I talk about movies. If it’s a lesser known movie, I might mention something I really liked. Maybe a specific scene to explain why I liked it. It passes...
Fuck Touchscreens. in The Napkin.
I almost want to relearn Dvorak to affirm how much I despise touchscreens. Don’t get me wrong, touchscreens have their place. It’s a useful technology. But uh, I text with my nails. And I type wi...
Fifth republican debate notes. in The Napkin.
tl;dr: I like George Pataki from the undercard, Rand Paul and Jeb Bush from the main stage. Meaning, their polls will probably drop. Santorum: “World War 3 has begun.” I don’t think you know...
On Frontiers. in The Napkin.
We’ve put a man on the moon but haven’t been to the bottom of the ocean. Ever think about it? A spacesuit is required to protect a human from the coldness of space without exploding. A deep ocean...
Five Ways to Fix Star Trek XII: Into Darkness. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I’m Trekkie-sad over the atrocious Star Trek Beyond trailer, and I can’t sleep. (XIII: “Beyond Stupid” looks like mindless action shlock. Still hope there’s an original story.) Naturally, ...
Official English Star Trek Beyond Trailer. in The Napkin.
Fancy that, I actually am aware of something for once. I’m amused as hell that the leaked german trailer, available just hours ago, caused Paramount to release the actual trailer. My opinion st...
On Midichlorians in The Napkin.
If midichlorians are in your blood, then do women lose them every time they bleed? Are post-menopausal women more powerful than their breedable brethen? Are midichlorians passed on from generat...
Leaked Star Trek Trailer. in The Napkin.
A trailer is supposed to excite you or interest you. (x) The leaked trailer gives me a sense of dread. I don’t want more action shlock. I want a goddamned story. A moral. A latent philosophic...
Timmy's Movie Litmus Test. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
People get confused when i’ll say “that movie was terrible, I loved it.” To ask me if I liked a movie is totally different than whether I think it was a GOOD movie. I’m not a film critic and to a...
Vaguely about FDR. in The Napkin.
The legacy of FDR is an odd one. If you’re a liberal, he’s a beacon of hope, something to aspire to. If you’re a modern republican, you’re probably vomiting in your toilet at how he tried to he...
On Lowering Nerdly Expectations. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I remember when I saw Star Trek: The Star Trek back in 2009. (Or Star Trek XI, whatever.) A friend (who happened to be into Star Wars) said to me, “This is the best Star Wars film since Return ...
TNG In Context. in The Napkin.
I absolutely love Grin’s TNG Recuts. For whatever reason, I’ve been watching actual TNG on netflix again. It’s so hilarious to catch all those small lines he uses and splices together. Or hear...
Holiday Hiatus. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
As was at my dad’s girlfriend’s, and she happened to have christmas music on. Man, is it depressing when you’re not in the mood. Especially after years in retail, it’s an odd association to hea...
On Yearbook Pictures. in The Napkin.
So, thanks to the power of facebook, at least three people posted about a friend of theirs recently died. Breaks my heart. But you know my first thought? Why is everybody’s yearbook picture the...
On Gay Homosexuals. in The Napkin.
I use the seemingly redundant phrase “gay homosexual” because not all homosexuals are gay. …I probably need to expound on this. For starters, one is an adjective and another is a noun. “Homosexu...
On the next Star Trek series. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
(In no particular order.) Greater representation for women. No series has had an initial cast of more than 3 women. TOS had one. (Chapel and Rand were never regulars.) TNG had three initially. ...
On (food) Immigration. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Every generation has been afraid of immigration, which baffles me. The Irish invaded, and what do we have? Potatos. The Japanese invaded, and we have sushi. The Italians invaded, and we have ...
