Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Dumbbell Drops. in The Napkin.
Sometimes I think about doing yet another Lifting Log Redux. I can babble my head off like the gymrat I am. But then I think: why separate it? My actual logging is now on fitocracy. I really like...
Pronouns. in The Napkin.
When you realize you’re now saying “an ex” instead of “the ex”.
Periodization. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I’ve taken full-body workouts as far as I can take them. Great way to regain strength in a hurry, but I clearly need to moderate how much I do per workout. When it’s submaximal, going h...
On Time. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
We love to say how arbitrary time is, except it really isn’t. A year is one trip around the sun. A month is based on the moon’s orbit. A week is roughly one phase of the moon. A day is revolution...
Boo at facial hair. in The Napkin.
I don’t really pull off the Rugged Stubble look, and I hate shaving (my face*). So jealous of how women tend to have less facial hair. *Ballshaving is significantly easier.
For Frodo. in The Napkin.
Sometimes you’re Aragorn, unsure but will take on the world. Other times you’re Frodo, who is too proud to be carried.
On OkCupid. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My catfish profile on OkCupid really brings to light the polar opposite experience guys and girls have on “dating sites.” I will forget about this profile for weeks or months, and there will jus...
In a nutshell. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s that just because a girl takes interest in football or some other stereotypical “male” trait doesn’t make her a boy. As well, there remains a LOT of pressure on trans people to conform, simp...
On Bowl of Food™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m amused at how there is a direct link between KidTimmy™ making taco meat for himself, and AdultTimmy™ accidentally making vegan chili. I love tacos. As a kid, there would inevitably be pieces...
Intelligent Broscience™ Axioms. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
1: One can not outtrain a bad diet. 2: The worst program done pedal to the metal will outperform the best program done half-assed. 3: The best plan is the one you’ll stick to. 4: If your over...
Of course. in The Napkin.
But seriously, I’ve been taking significantly better care of myself, so naturally I’m sick.
TQ™. in The Napkin.
I think my Timmy Quotient correlates with my willingness or desire to make absolutely terrible puns. If my mood is off, I just won’t feel that playful.
On Self-Consciousness. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
No secret I was a gymrat for many years. My reasons ranged from building a buffer of lean body mass as insurance in the event of personal illness or injury, to the personal validation of picking...
On Rigs. in The Napkin.
Since I’ve built my last two computers, I feel rather “oh, it’s easy. Anybody can do it. I’m nothing special.” You don’t need to know the specifics of how hardware works to assemble a new rig....
On Long Hair. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
One of the things about being a guy with (periodically) long hair is sometimes I get asked why. (Usually family, so I usually just say I like it, and leave it at that.) Sure, I can pull off sho...
On Grounding. in The Napkin.
I was never grounded as a child. Even if I were, I don’t think it would have worked as a punishment. I spent a lot of time in my room, and didn’t socialize much. It would have been a better pu...
Had to share. in The Napkin.
I had plain black beans and rice for lunch and oh man, I just had the most satisfying #2. I love fiber.
On The Electoral College. in The Napkin.
This is an unpopular opinion, but the electoral college is a safeguard and ideally would allow for a candidate that doesn’t have a plurality achieve victory. If delegates were proportional like i...
Phantom Mirror. in The Napkin.
Segment of a dream last night. I was looking into a mirror and it wasn’t me. Also, I was cross-eyed. Though, in typical dream-form, I was having issues “keeping my eyes open.” It scared the f...
On the bright side... in The Napkin.
Donald Drumpf may be a misogynist, racist, egotistical, fascist, incestuous, xenophobic asshole, but at least he’s not the zodiac killer.
Fuller House. in The Napkin.
Is awesome. Having marathoned the entire season, it may displace Star Trek as my overplayed background noise. HOLY CHALUPA.
Laziness. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I feel like journaling, or at least online diarying was easier when I was younger. It was easier because I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. So I had that sense of wonder, questioning shi...
More on Voting. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I remember back in ‘92, there was an informal poll in my elementary class. I was, what, nine? I “voted” for Clinton, though I couldn’t tell you why. I will say that the ranking was Bush, Clint...
I <3 Canada. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Dear Canadians, If Trump wins, I won’t be offended if you build a wall between us. I’m scared too, though this is my home. (Just please stamp my passport now and then, I like your country.) Sinc...
An Unpopular Opinion. in The Napkin.
The friend that first forced me to watch Star Wars (in my twenties) totally acknowledged how ridiculous and campy it is, that it was part of its charm. I respected him for that. As a Trekkie, w...
