Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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I'M SEEING MY DADDY NEXT WEEK. in The Napkin.
And by “Daddy”, I mean Weird Al. What the hell took me so long? I used to go to hockey games all the time, it’s not like arenas give me anxiety. This is actually my second concert ever, the fi...
Cuddles. in The Napkin.
I just scored A+ cuddles. WOOOO.
On Hair. in The Napkin.
Having long hair feels so much more like me. I know I can pull off shorter hair, but it always felt like I was incognito. People DID treat me differently. Like, do you even know me? If I can’t ...
A Very Timmy™ Survey. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Kind of agree with a friend who noted that the surveys circulating around are from very early in the internet. So, like two years ago. To that end, I decided to make my own for absolutely no re...
Fantasy Girl. in The Napkin.
Among other vivid dreams last night, I had a dream I was showering with a beautiful girl. Usually I can place who the person is based off of, but not this time. She was slightly taller than me....
The Beauty of Grey. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was 8th grade. She was a new teacher. We’d driven the previous teacher into retirement. (1) I saw a poem on the side chalkboard. I thought she was being silly. Who is this upstart trying t...
Sex Ed 101. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The following are separate mechanisms: Arousal Erection Ejaculation Orgasm I feel like this should be common knowledge, and something I’ve said before, but it deserves reiterating. One can be ...
Penis. in The Napkin.
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Pen...
Recent Movie Babblings. in The Napkin.
After seeing Star Trek Beyond four times, I realized I needed to give it a bit of a rest before a potential fifth viewing. The tl;dr on that: As a hardcore Trekkie, I love that movie. I really ...
Trek Films Reranked (YET AGAIN). in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Tastes change. After four viewings of Star Trek Beyond, I think I’m ready to rank the thirteen films. But then I realized: There’s now enough nuTrek films to really separate them into three se...
A ManChick Movie. in The Napkin.
Hrm. A chick flick that’s also a man flick. Maybe “Legally Blonde: WITH EXPLOSIONS.” Yeah, I think I’d see that. No, no, I got it: “EXPLOSIVELY BLONDE” (Legally Blonde is a quality film, I l...
Even More on Star Trek Beyond. in The Napkin.
To understand why Trekkies like myself love Star Trek Beyond, well. The previous two films, it felt like they were made by someone with only a passing knowledge of Star Trek. (I’m looking at you...
Paternal Xenophobia. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, my dad told me if I were Muslim, I wouldn’t be allowed in his home. I’m a flaming atheist, but this broke my brain. Oh wait, my brain had already been broken. I’ve been trying to be on poli...
Plot Resolutions in Star Trek Movies. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Motion Picture (V’ger): V’ger needs to merge with his creator. Wrath of Khan (Khan): Shoot at it, then have Spock sacrifice himself. Search for Spock (Klingons): Shoot at it, blow up your own ...
Little Things that would make me Squee if they were in Star Trek 14. in The Napkin.
-Kirk going through some elaborate scheme, and then ultimately just using a simple double-axe chop to disable someone. -A running gag in subsequent movies as far as why Chekov isn’t there. Shore...
I think I just witnessed child abuse. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I was waiting patiently behind a woman at a Subway. She seemed distracted while ordering, perhaps because of the earbuds she had in her ears. Then her little kid just happens to run by, and acc...
Talk about Excitement. in The Napkin.
When you get your first full erection in weeks. Fuck you, meds. (So glad I tapered off or I may have been indefinitely impotent. That’ll fuck with your psyché.)
Things I liked about Star Trek Beyond. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
All the Leonard Nimoy feels. If Star Treks 1 and 11 were about a big evil thing approaching Earth, and 2 and 12 were about Khan, then 3 and 13 were definitely about the death of Spock Prime. ...
Roxanne and the Red Lights. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Actually, it was Kelly Quark that had the right lights, but I couldn’t resist the title. I spied a DRAM led flashing red once, but more importantly there were two red LEDs on her video card that...
I really should buy earplugs. in The Napkin.
Goddamned birds woke me up at 5 am. I was at the end of an epic dream, so I couldn’t fall back asleep. Boooo. I’m tired but awake. But I’m always tired in the morning now, so that’s life. I didn’...
The Ethical Troll. in The Napkin.
Have I mentioned this tendency towards social media being oversaturated with world current events? There, I just did. And it annoys the crap out of me. I respect the right for people to post w...
Who wears short shorts. in The Napkin.
A chick at my gym, apparently. I’ve already written about how wedgies and melvins are in vogue. And that’s cool. Dress however you feel comfortable. You do you. Just. Um. Excuse me, ma’am,...
How to Buttsecks. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Materials Required:A phallic device for penetration. (Ex: a penis capable of a sturdy erection, a trusty strap-on, a feeldoe, etc.) A consenting anus. One does not simply engage buttsecks with...
Don't Think About It. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I remember the last time I thought I was actually happy. I was working two jobs, going to school full time, holding down a relationship and a social life. I was BUSY. After any required activi...
Why I Missed/Love Clarissa Clutch. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Or, “Where Timmy takes an Elitist attitude against Automatic Transmission.” So, my dad and I visited my sister this week. I like my sister, but am indifferent to spending time around him. Still...
