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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.

How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.

Samwise The Brave, "The Two Towers"

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November 25, 2016

Fuck it all. in The Napkin.

All these “life is wonderful” shit and I have no family.


November 24, 2016

Dear not-bang bang bruce. in The Napkin.

I don’t like change. I’m old and will swat you with a newspaper.


November 23, 2016

31. in The Napkin.

If it weren’t for those thinking outside reality, we wouldn’t be able to deal with reality.


November 19, 2016

I LOVE YOU. in The Napkin.

<3


November 16, 2016

Who owns the internet? in The Napkin.

You know who owns the internet. I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself from making this when the idea crossed my mind.


What? It’s my first Biden meme. I couldn’t help myself.


November 13, 2016

Obiden. in The Napkin.

Had a bad day? You need some Obama / Biden memes. https://www.facebook.com/thunderhorsey/posts/10101153282145354


Let me point out an obvious doublestandard. Trump says he wants to “grab women by the pussy”, and it’s waved off as “locker room talk”. That statement was just the icing on a misogynist clusterf...


In the history of Murica, faithless electors have never decided an election. Whether this year should be an exception, it’s simply not going to happen. I mean, we can hope. But it’s basically ...


Meanwhile, in more positive news, I just cracked 50k on Day Nine of NaNoWriMo. What blows my mind is I managed only a thousand or so words on the first day, and then just barely brought myself t...


While I don’t dare ask who he voted for, I recall a conversation I had with my dad. He said he didn’t want to vote for Hillary because she’s pro-immigration. This, coming from a registered Demo...


November 09, 2016

Group Hug. in The Napkin.

C’mon. Everybody get into this cuddle pile. We’ll be okay. There’s still love and kindness in the world. Drumpf can’t stop us from loving each other. :: hugs you ::


I voted for Bernie in the primary, and Hilldawg in the general. I’m not the reason we’ll be saying “Sieg heil, unser Fuhrer Drumpf.” That we survived Dubya isn’t really comforting. I could shru...


I think I have nothing left to prove when it comes to NaNoWriMo. I… I don’t even know what to say. I should crack 50k in the next day or two. I should finish the first draft by the 21st, as I...


November 07, 2016

Oops. in The Napkin.

Before meds, I was an angry, irrational asshole. Now I’m a calm, rational asshole.


November 06, 2016

NaNoWriMo PSA. in The Napkin.

I just broke 25K on Day Five of NaNoWriMo. Carry on. :: club dances ::


I’ve tried eight times, succeeded four times, so I know a little bit about the writing process. Mind you, this is just what works for me. Characters over plot. Awesome characters always trump ...


The dream started as if I was waking up. I checked my phone. It was 9:30 am, but I was confused as to why it wasn’t completely bright out. I was in my old-old bedroom. I looked outside and sa...


I lean far left, so naturally I think all of that birther stuff is nonsense. But, since I play devil’s advocate way too much. Why would it even matter if a president were born in Kenya? No Pers...


September 25, 2016

On Classical Music. in The Napkin.

Has it been pointed out that there is more “classical” music now than there has been in the past simply due to movie soundtracks? Alexander Courage, Jerry Goldsmith, James Horner, John Williams, ...


It’s the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to ...


While I do visit the gym and grocery store and stuff, I don’t really visit venues with lots of people often. So, I couldn’t help but notice a lot of attractive chicks at the concert last night. ...


I knew there were going to be lots of costume changes, but the way it was done never left me bored. Holy hell he has range. Holy hell he can hold a tune for a long time. Holy hell I look just li...


It might be an intrusive thought to think “Have I ever really been happy?” and begin to think of a bunch of negative stuff. I lost Angel. I lost Elena. Three years of progressive depression at...


September 16, 2016

Just saying. in The Napkin.

We should always be in a state of revolution. Because if you accept the status quo, society will always defer to those who control you.


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