Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Open Diary. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Rumor has it there is a very real possibility Bang Bang Bruce is resurrecting the site. I don’t know how to feel about this. (All previous diaries will be set to private until you make it public...
Fuck you, dad. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I want to be chef.
Thanks. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Things have been up and down. A lot of downs. But I want to thank all of my old Open Diary friends, and new friends, for being there for me. I know my worth, but you girls lift me up. (What. ...
Music. in The Napkin.
I can see music. I can SEE MUSIC.
Menstruation. in The Napkin.
I say openly that I’m going to marry Tashina. She recently had her IUD taken out, so she’s bleeding again. And, well. I told her I want her to tell me everything about it. So. I get pad pics,...
Rawr. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I know I’ve been quiet. But I want to let all you lovely Ladies and Gents know that, just as I stayed with OD until the very end, Timmy will be here, too. I love you.
On Crossdressers. in The Napkin.
You’re immediately thinking of a dude trying to dress “like a girl”. Yet if a chick dares wears pants and a t-shirt, well. Nobody cares. (Not denying that 100 years ago, chicks couldn’t wear pan...
Family. in The Napkin.
So, I was on the phone with Tashy, as I usually am almost every night. I hear kids in the background. She’s all “be quiet, I’m on the phone with Timmy!” And cue them ALL wanting to talk to me. He...
Unpopular opinion. in The Napkin.
Maybe “men” aren’t always talking over women. Maybe we just are designed with deeper and louder voices. Learning how to soften my voice during conversation is NOT something we are taught. Maybe...
Untitled #whatever in The Napkin.
Beat me Whip me Make me cry Tell me how worthless I am How I deserve pain Deserve torture Give me rules Give me structure Lay down the law Make me be the best boy I can be Guide me forward Utiliz...
Anti-depressants. in The Napkin.
Pros: Takes longer to orgasm! Might stay aroused and not orgasm at all! Cons: TAKES LONGER TO ORGASM! MIGHT STAY AROUSED AND NOT ORGASM AT ALL!
Downsizing. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My cats have finally calmed down. And by “cats”, I mean Kira. She was so thrown off when I moved back in with my dad last week. Poor thing. She was all ‘WTF IS THIS SHIT, DADDY, WHEN ARE WE G...
Bookmarks. in The Napkin.
I have 103 to check. And I don’t wannnnnnaaaaa. That’s a loooooooot.
The Coin. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Long ago, there lived a Queen. She ruled her kingdom fair and wise. But she was alone. She wanted a partner. But not just some servant; Queens need to be strong all the time. Someone she could be...
Wavelength. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s interesting that something I get told I have a lot of empathy, and at other times, no empathy at all. I do not consider myself an empath like some of my friends. They’re gifted - they can ...
But seriously. in The Napkin.
Since Rage Against The Machine will not release more music, System of a Down is our only hope. Fucking rage on that sexist, racist, xenophobic insult to cheetos everywhere.
Albuquerque. in The Napkin.
I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP. AND MY SEAT IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION.
Do Not Disturb. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Meeting up with my OK* girlfriend went fantastic. Her kids like me, her family likes me, her roommate likes me. She gave me a family for Christmas. Totally worth the 1350 mile drive. Lots of l...
Comfort Level. in The Napkin.
When a chick farts on your dick mid-spooning and the only response is mutual giggles.
Waxing: that's the answer. in The Napkin.
Every time I shave my bikini line (read: inguinal crease), I can’t help but think “how did chicks get conned into this farce? It’s difficult enough for me to shave, but at least I can pull my scr...
On Lexapro. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’ve been on it for around two and a half months. Beyond the physiological adaptations, it’s taken some time to game when to take it. That is, the only real side effect has been insomnia. I initi...
Communication. in The Napkin.
It’s not about sharing everything with your partner, but being able to share anything.
On Realistic D/s. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The following was written for Fetlife. Viewer Discretion is advised. I’ve been thinking about D/s relationships and the way the word “lifestyle” is used. For me, it conjures images of latex, ru...
Grey. in The Napkin.
Funny thing about opinions is that to really be grey or “somewhere in the middle”, you HAVE to at some point find yourself arguing against your own default opinion. You know, depending on the co...
Murica is so puritanical. in The Napkin.
That trope that it’s bad for woman to have too many coital encounters? Three counterarguments: A: She’s fucked a billion guys, but no one were as good as this “final guy”. 2: She’s enjoyed a fu...
