Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Tashy. in The Napkin.
Ten days until I see her. I’m so excited. She loves me. Her kids love me. Her parents seem okay with me. Her niece and nephew ask about me. That’s important. I may be Jersey Strong, but my heart ...
Oh yeah. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Should probably annotate that Tashina and I got back together a week and half ago. I’m flying down to Oklahoma centering around New Year’s. Excited? Oh yes.
How do you people? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I feel like I’m still five years old again. I “outgrew” being shy, but only in the sense I risk shooting my mouth off. Saying something that embarrasses me. I don’t think I’ll ever figure out soc...
oops. in The Napkin.
I think I overdid the perfume today. I wear Dove, to keep the manstink down. And uh, I have this really nice smelling perfume. And yes, I know chicks can reek. Gasp, chicks smell of body odor? Bu...
Israel. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Not really a secret I don’t get along with my dad. He’s heading to Israel tomorrow. To be clear, he’s far from Jewish - he’s Indian. As in, ya know, that country with a billion people. (Hate h...
Sign Language. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I work with a girl that is hearing impaired. She slurs a lot, but she’s obviously highly intelligent. It’s just interesting. I default to spanish on the line, even with white folk. I’ve learned h...
Maybe I'm not as left as I thought. in The Napkin.
Right: I want guns and the confederate flag. Left: I’m triggered. Me: I’m going to walk away now. (I still think I lean left. It’s just frustrating to see friends say shit that makes you go “...
What is it like to menstruate? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
No, seriously. I’ve been lucky to befriend some secure Women who will share things. But when it comes up in mixed company? Well, clearly guys can’t understand. (I’ve been told this over and o...
I got it. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
TNG fanfic: Comedy goldmine. But I needed a hook. An emotional arc. I’ve written about my childhood. I’ve written about exgirlfriends. I’ve written about suicidal thoughts. But there’s one ...
November is coming. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
That means it’s time for NaNoWriMo. I’ve been brainstorming a bit about how to proceed with my next novel. Thinking to the past about what has worked and what hasn’t. Last year’s “first act” wa...
Mental Health Days. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My Boss is a both concerned, and a little annoyed that I’ve called out two days in a row. But this will pass, this will all pass. I think I hit bottom yesterday. That’s a good thing. Now I t...
I'm glad I don't own a gun. in The Napkin.
Part of me wants to die. My saving grace is my Boss Lady cares for me. I have no family. But I can turn to her.
The Next Novel in The Napkin.
I think I should do a TNG fanfic. I’m just a guy, living in a world. And all of a sudden Data appears. I could play the role of the “everyman” Or everywoman, whatever. NaNoWriMo is a tradition...
Hope. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Sometimes, I think part of happiness is lying to yourself a little bit. And trying very hard to believe that lie.
Battle Stations. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Calm under fire, isn’t that what a good Captain is? I have to cover in another store once a week. This all stems from a bit ago when there was a mutiny among managers and a bunch quit at once. ...
Wait, that came out wrong. in The Napkin.
My keyboard seems a little sticky. Some of the keys aren’t pressing down fluidly. I should replace it eventually.
On Ex's. in The Napkin.
The idea that you shouldn’t mention your ex’s is bullshit. They’re a part of you. They happened. There’s a reason you dated them in the first place, and a reason you broke up. That’s importan...
Tasty. in The Napkin.
I had a dream last night that I was eating pussy. I was also slightly lucid, meaning I thought “Oh man, I hope I have my first wet dream.” Tasted good, felt nice, but alas. No dice. Still conv...
wUH. in The Napkin.
When your dad asks why you’re not going to the gym. And is confused when you tell him he’s being rude.
On Natural Human Stuff. in The Napkin.
Still baffled how 99% of chicks shave their legs before going into public. I’ve shaved my legs, and holy hell, it gets stubbly within a day. Why bother? (Fuck you, society.)
Absence. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was easier when I could feign anonymity. Splay myself before the world, as I did a decade and a half ago. Then I shared too much. Sometimes I think about starting over. But, what then? As ...
Soft Language. in The Napkin.
I like to identify as a flaming liberal. “Far left”. Perhaps my analysis was wrong. Because there are people farther left than me who are really starting to piss me off. It comes back to phras...
Genital Moisture. in The Napkin.
Using a fan to dry yourself off after a shower is seriously helpful, and a time-saver.
Amazon. in The Napkin.
When a friend that shares your amazon account orders Tampax Pearl in bulk. Could have just asked me, I have some spares. ....I also have some pads. Hey, I date those who menstruate.
Open Diary 2. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Given public opinion, I don’t think we can go back. I’m still undecided. I mean. This site is stable, friendly, and no drama. (As far as I know.) I have a “Lifetime Membership” on OD. But t...
