Bob Unembellished ⋅ 62 ⋅
More than a quarter of a century writing on the internet. I've shared a lot. I've learned a lot. Let's go for a half century!
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YouTube loses its way again in Book Two
The algorithm was great. The year was 2017. YouTube got good again. It was good at the very beginning. I was there. I remember Boh3m3 and Lonely Girl. I was there before Google bought it. It...
That's not a burrito in my hand in Book Two
I’m afraid my American friends are starting to not like me. It’s my own fault. I have the rest of the world on my side, which is one of the reasons I don’t mind talking about Trump and the Repu...
Bob's Philosophy of Drift in Book Two
To be idle and aimless without getting bored is true contentment. Since I retired and since I’ve been living alone in Taiwan for most of the past six months I’ve found a real acceptance of slo...
Funny, but not in the way you're thinking. in Book Two
When I worked as a real estate agent, I used to flip through the local glossy real estate magazines and marvel at the random ugliness of my colleagues. I’m not bragging. I’m not the best looking...
Greenlanada in Book Two
I don’t mean to be a shit disturber, but Canada would be a better home for Greenland than the USA. We have a lot more in common with Greenland than the US does. I’m not just talking about univer...
Pocket protector guy vs Biff in Book Two
Somethings, like cranberry sauce at a thanksgiving turkey dinner, are best to just ignore. The news and entertainment coming out of the White House is another. It’s Reality TV. Something I’ve ne...
Zero Dark Chirpy in Book Two
I woke up at 4:45. If I wake up anytime after 4am, I just go ahead and get up. The sun comes up at about 5:30. The birds wake up shortly before that. Someone here on PB called the time Zero Dar...
Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Good, fast and cheap. in Book Two
Food is central to Taiwanese culture. People talk about food all the time. People think about food all the time too. People watch food videos on Youtube. In fact, every Taiwanese YouTuber eventu...
Walking around Bob in Book Two
I had 7 subscribers. One day later I have 66. Sometimes the internet delivers. Truth is, on Bob’s Utopia I am authentic. Consistent too. And I know from personal experience that we build a bo...
Where's Bob Walking? in Book Two
When you have nothing to lose, you should just do it. Doing something is always better than not doing something. People regret the things they haven’t done, more than the things that they have. ...
Stopping to check his stocks in Monkey Mountain in Book Two
I spend a lot of time online. You do too. It is rare to hear about anyone these days that doesn’t. There are a few holdouts. There are people who don’t own a cell phone. I know one. There are pe...
Bob's your uncle in Book Two
Today feels like a Sunday because yesterday felt like a Saturday. Four day weekends are a little discombobulating. I mean, the train yesterday was busy at 9am. The breakfast place today has a l...
Temporal Displacement and a Side of Toast in Book Two
It’s a four-day holiday weekend which means crowds at my favourite breakfast restaurant and later near the harbour. I’ll make toast. I want to watch the news anyway and see what that idiot in th...
Where's Bob walking? in Book Two
Today I saw a guy who I met last week. He didn’t see me. It is now 8:15 Wednesday morning and I am out on my 26th floor balcony with a cup of coffee. I hear the city rumbling and humming. The ...
The rise and fall of the blog in Book Two
In the 17 or 18 years before I retired, I worked as a real estate agent. In the first few years, I struggled. But after that, I made a decent living. I was lucky. Timing was on my side. I starte...
The stories we tell ourselves get better over time. If it is true that there really are only two kinds of stories, comedies and tragedies, mine are certainly comedies. I like to look back an...
Bob needs a friend in Book Two
I don’t like any of my friends in Taiwan and this is a bit of a problem because I only have 2. With Joe, my American friend, the longer I know him, the more he reveals about himself and those ...
It is so hard to keep rolling this boulder up this hill in Book Two
I need to find a way to reward myself. Something gamified. An App. I need an app to reinforce positive behaviour and punish bad behaviour. I need an app that will get me to do yoga and push-up...
A retired sea captain living in Taiwan in Book Two
I would like to say that I missed the rambling ambiguity. I would like to say I missed the shambolic bonanza of incompetence. I would like to say that I missed the clowns and the court jesters ...
Honesty and directly and in point form in Book Two
Now that I am back, I’ve decided a few things. 1. I am going to write before I read. That way I will not be impacted by what I read (at least not right away. It is better to let thoughts percol...
I used to write here. I used to write on Open Diary. I even used to write on Diaryland. But that was a long, long time ago. That must have been 1999 or perhaps even 1998. Funny how time flies. ...
