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1.) Those commercials that pretend to end and then come back three or four times are probably effective the first time but after that, they are almost impossibly grating. 2.) McEshers! Where the ...

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1.) I like to believe that the ghosts in Pac-Man are the ghosts of the previously dead Pac-Men and it’s all a metaphor for… something. 2.) Twitter’s toy store is called “LMFAO Schwarz”. 3.) The ...

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1.) Joe Buck pronounces the title of the new Harry Potter movie like he is about to puke saying it. 2.) Sometimes you lose faith. Sometimes you say “there is no way reality-competition shows coul...

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1.) REAL TALK: the third Stooge was always the same character, he was just a timelord that regenerated between Curly/Shemp/Curly Joe/etc. 2.) Your band that covers terrible late 90s/early 00s rap...

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1.) The only good thing about “Saw” was imagining all horror movie titles in the past tense. “Nightmares That Occured On Elm Street”. “Child Played”. “Screamed”. 2.) Most of the time, yes, saying...

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1.) Difficult watching Dr. Who without my pop tonight. Had to tap out, do some cleaning to try and pull myself together. 2.) I feel like Equestrian events would be 500% more popular if they were ...

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1.) A cartoon about Elmer Fudd trying to hunt deer called “Buck Fuddies”. 2.) Your all-woman metal band will be called Aimee Mannthrax. 3.) I am forever surprised when the British manage to pron...

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1.) Any time I see people putting videos online bragging about their gym/balance/parkour stunts, I want to shake them and say “NOW YOU’VE LEFT A PAPER TRAIL AND CAN’T BECOME A COSTUMED VIGILANTE,...

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1.) Whoie Mandel. Whatie Mandel. Whereie Mandel. Whyie Mandel. Whenie Mandel. Howie Mandel. 2.) YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON, LIKE I STARRED ON CHEERS TODAY, DANSON (woo) DANSON (woo) DANSON DAAA...

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1.) You can’t spell “snow” without “NO”. 2.) That brief window of time when going on youtube and pretending a bad movie or video game could drive you crazy could count as a career, that was a hel...

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1.) An open world Manos The Hands of Fate game called GRAND THEFT TORGO. 2.) Look up specific soup recipes on Google using a bullion search. 3.) Well, the Mets have found their excuse for not sp...

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1.) Surviving in prison takes the courage of your convictions. 2.) UNPOPULAR OPINION: there are many combinations of hot sauce and chicken that are much better than chicken wings, it’s just that ...

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1.) I vaguely know that Ariana Grande is a pop singer but I have no idea who Pete Davidson is supposed to be other than her (possible) ex-boyfriend and it seems like I’m the better for this. 2.) ...

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1.) REMEMBER (that) THE ALAMO (was a bunch of white American douchenozzles rebelling because Mexico outlawed slavery) 2.) Already having a Bard College and a Sage College, New York State really n...

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1.) If the queen owned a Nintendo, would that make it the royal Wii? 2.) If you actually had, like in the Tom Waits song, a chocolate Jesus, wouldn’t that technically be heresy’s chocolate? 3.) ...

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1.) The past was terrible but the good news is everyone was used to it & just thought it normal. The now is terrible but the bad news is everyone’s used to it & just thinks it normal. The...

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1.) I see… I see… I see a loss of a small amount of money in your future. That’ll be twenty dollars. 2.) …how was there never a GOOD EATS episode called “Stock Footage”? 3.) It’s a shame “comorb...

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1.) Yeah, I was singing “Hold Me Closer Tiny Panther” to the cat, what of it? 2.) If the characters in your sci-fi film can all talk due to injections of translator microbes, does that mean they ...

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1.) Can you imagine having a masculinity so fragile that you have to call your entertainment room your “man cave”? Jesusing Christ. 2.) How don’t we have an anime version of Little Orphan Annie c...

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1.) If there is a God and I get a face-to-face with Her or Him, though I’d have harsh words for such a Thing, I would thank God for music nonetheless. Without music, this whole enterprise would b...

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1.) It isn’t just that the perfect’s the enemy of the good, the perfect’s the trump card evil always has over the good, always able to trick well-intended idealists into doing evil’s work for the...

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1.) The near-flavorlessness of La Croix was the by-product in a failed attempt to prove homeopathic “water memory” pseudoscience. 2.) Maybe if I ever finish the Frank Yetti project to my satisfac...

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1.) Sometimes I just like to imagine taking ad slogans to their logical extension like “THE ENJOYMENT OF SARA LEE IS MANDATORY!” or “SHE WAS NOT BORN WITH IT, MAYBELLINE IS THE ONLY PATH TO BEAUT...

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1.) At least Mr. Burns has the old-fashioned gumption to live in the same town as his victims, not some Bentonville bunker or Mountain View mansion. 2.) Maybe Trump’s tweets are so incoherent bec...

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1.) I feel like I’ve been falling through the sky for the better part of a year now, I guess, if that makes any sense. Every once in a while I reach for a ripcord like a phantom limb but no parac...

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