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Okay, here’s the bad news: My Samsung might well be dead. But here’s the good news: I still have that kick-ass Windows phone. But here’s the bad news: I can’t put music on it without Zune. But he...

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I don’t give a shit who you are or where your political sensibilities lie, but seriously, Americans - fuck you if you vote for this cunt. Here are a few choice gems from his personal track record...

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WiFi on the train! Trolling goes mobile, bitches! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Do the words “nutless monkey” mean anything to you? I bet you’ve got a fucking beard. You reek of self important hipster twattery. Fucking clown-shoes.

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Right, so I made a new twitter account. Lets see how long this one lasts. You can follow me at @TheMFBatman. Yes, my avatar is Adam West.

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THIS ENTRY IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF TL;DR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Well, there’s absolutely nothing I can do. I got the verification code (thanks Synapse) but there’s absolutely no place to en...

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I’ve been in a bit of a drunken void for the past week or two, so I’m just now catching up on certain things, but are you fucking kidding me?! The Apple Pencil, for those who haven’t had the ple...

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I’ve spent a few hours on the internet here in the library. I bought a second USB cable so I can charge two things at once; I was losing a lot of time, because I kept having to switch one cable b...

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Well, looks like I’m going to have to start a whole new fuckin’ account. None of the online SMS services seem to work as a real phone number for their ultra-retarded verification horeshit. What’...

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I had an idea for a movie. By some monumental celestial fuck-up, Hitler dies and goes to heaven. Peter at the gates laughs his ass off and goes looking for God. God laughs his ass off and comes t...

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I’ve decided to keep my other android phone for music and this one for everything else. This means both batteries will last longer. Plus, I mean seriously. Putting music on a windows phone is a H...

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I’m typing this out on a Windows Phone I found on the fucking beach. No SIM card and no password and NOTHING on the phone at ALL. Well. Fuck whoever owned this - I factory reset this beast and s...

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Twitter has blocked my account because of “unusual activity” and requires a phone number for verification. Problem is, I don’t have a phine number. Someone help me out here? PM me your number, I’...

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If you enjoy the insane rantings and other such bullshit that I regularly spew here on PB, why not follow me on twitter? I use twitter far more than I use ProseBox (because twitter has a phone ap...

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Absolutely fucking bored out of my mind. Got myself a new library card and using their computers is fine and all, except the part where you can’t install any other program on them, and the only b...

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I don’t know exactly when it happened, since it wasn’t really a conscious decision, but I appear to have gone vegetarian. I haven’t eaten meat in a few weeks and I really don’t miss it at all. No...

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Actually, that’s it. I’m so fucking horny right now I could pass out. It’s bad. Really, really bad.

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You know, for someone who is against gay marriage, she sure as Hell has a massive set of testicles on her. You see, she has decided to attempt to use Gofundme for e-begging while she sits in jail...

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WARNING BLAH BLAH BLAH OFFENDED BLAH BLAH DON’T CRY TO ME BLAH BLAH you get the gist. Tinder is an app created for the desperate and pathetic who are unable to get a date or even some pity sex fr...

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Notch is a total wanker. Whining about how hard it is to be rich? As a homeless guy who has to beg to survive, I can truly say suck my modestly fat cock. Anyway. Good news! My Bluetooth speaker h...

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Vester Lee Flanagan II, aka Bryce Williams, born October 8, 1973, was a proud gay black man from Virginia, cat lover and staunch GamerGate supporter. Flanagan was forced to shoot his way out of a...

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Dave Grohl and them Foos rickrolling the Westboro Baptist Church.

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Got a spare two hours to kill?

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Somebody give these guys a fucking medal.

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This seems familiar, doesn’t it? Well, it is what it is. I’ve spent the last few days drunk, so maybe my world-view is skewed, but I keep forgetting how much I fucking hate hipsters. And for fuc...

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