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Satire
Well, we had to wait an extra week for it. Some people wondered what they would say The wait is over. theonion.com have finally posted their Attack on America issue. My god, is it funny. I ...
I quote your notes (pt 1)
wow i just read the notes i left, i make no sense, i am going to have to start reading my notes before i post them! oh maybe not [hotcaffeine] RYN – When am I coming to Scotland? Hrm. Well. I ...
I quote your notes (pt 2)`
I once had a life. I sold it for drug money. [Polter-Cow] “The Religion of the Masses is opiate.” I think. That would be one order that makes sense. I don’t know the quote. That was amusing....
Quote comp – quote 9
May as well do this now seeing as how I don’t have anything better to do. The quote was:“I’ll meet you with chain or nozh or britva any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless, i...
Stolen Survey
This was nicked from Corbeau. Full name: William Charles Forbes D.O.B.: 19/1/78 Bithplace: Aberdeen, Scotland Sign: Capricorn, on the cusp Occupation: Student (allegedly) Whatcha wanna be ...
looking back
Do you want to know what I’ve just been doing? Re-reading old entries in this diary. Going right back to the begining when I went by the name Sebrof and was in first year at Uni. I knew what ...
Nice day for a sulk
Nice day for a sulkThe girl smells of milkHer horsey teeth explode around usAnd we run for cover she found usIn the cheapo bar with a bag of chips Nice day for a moodThe forecast is goodThe kid...
Quote comp – quote 8
First of all, the Chunky Cheese prizes. The quote for them were:“Armadillo! Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside. Armadillo!” Oribeth was the first person to answer this one:Well I’m g...
Observations for the discovery of witches
These ‘rules’ first appeared in The Laws Against Witches And Conjuration, published in 1645. I got it from Killer Cults: Murderous Messiahs And Thier Fanatical Followers by Brian Lane. 1) The...
Observations for the discovery of witches contd
7) Thier apparition to the sick party in his fits. 8) The sick party in his fits naming the parties suspected, and where they be or have been, or what they do, truely. 9) The common report ...
Impossible situations.
Don’t you just hate it when they are forced on you? Example: as you lot will know by now, I use my brothers computer when I am at home. Now I can log on to AOL under my name, but my brothers I...
Well I don’t know why I came here to bite.
“I’m not what I can be,I need a true love”Belle & Sebastian, The Wrong Girl. I went out again last night. I bumped into my friend again and heard his ‘3 minute silence’ story. Typical of ...
Untitled short story.
Jane tried to go over the events of last night. It was hard, very hard. How had it started? With him claiming to be magnetically drawn to her. To her looks. She knew it could be true. With...
Creative Writers Public Diary
I have started this up. Click here to see it.
Nick Cave’s stalker has disappeared…
…and he misses her. Nothing to do with this entry, but it makes an intreging title. This survey pinched from The Peoples survey Links from lazylinepainterjanes blog page. The basics Name? ...
Quote comp – quote 7
I tried to post this yesterday, but my brothers computer threw a hissy fit and would not let me. Bloody thing. Last weeks quote:“The truth. It is a beautiful and dangerous thing, and should th...
I know it is on the front page…
Support freedom …but I just want to show my support. I may not be able to do anything practical, but I will do what I can. Will
Oh my fucking God.
If you are tuning in looking for the result of last weeks quote comp, you will have to wait untill tomorrow. The reason? I am in shock. I was wondering around town, went into Cash Converters ...
Stunning…
…I just wish it was a fake photo. *NB I am not making fun of what happened. I do not glory in tragedy. There is just something about this photo.* I found out on the BBC that under normal c...
The people’s interview: William the Bloody
This is it. My 300th entry. And I’ve won another award! I won the Rodga for most ripped off diarist/the “Copy-Paste” award. Go me! Right, here we go.The peoples interview. You asked the qu...
The great WtB scavenger hunt.
Alright, here is what you have to do. I have linked certain words in some of the entries in my diaries:Celluloid Junkie,Would-be Director,WtB: The Rant Zone,This oneand the public diary All Of ...
You know I’ve been drunk a thousand times…
“…And these should be the best days of my life,Life, it’s not what I thought it was.”The Wonder Stuff, Size Of A Cow. Today I went to a car boot sale and indoor market with my paternal figures....
Film survey.
This is like my music survey but using questions from films instead. Enjoy! ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ Who loves you and who do you love? What if I said I woul...
eXistenZ
I stole this from Corbeau, but it was created by Polter-Cow. Cheers guys! 1. What is this survey’s name? eXistenZ. Im watching it at the moment 2. What is this survey’s quest? To explore st...
tranCendenZ
What have I been up to? Not much. I went out last night. I was going to go to the Union as per, but I changed my mind at the last minute. I went to my local rock night instead. I bumped int...
Book Description
All my old OD entries