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It’s my 700th entry sooon. Please someone ask a question. I’m single. Course Karen could not tell me this to my face. She had hoped to avoid me. I saw in the New fucking Year with her. The...

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By Oscar Gonzalez, AlterNet December 23, 2002 Washington, DC (Neuters) – Concerned that messages of love and peace may be hampering its War on Terrorism, the Bush Administration is calling on ...

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…for me it’s a full-time job. Name the film. For fun. BTW for those of you who mentioned Patrick Stewart for Dumbledore: it’s a good idea but when you consider that he is rumored to be gettin...

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…like everyone supposes!” Yup, I’ve finally seen the musical Buffy episode. Definately worth the wait. RIP Joe Strummer Thanks for the music. Well, I’m back home. Karen’s fine. Dylans as ...

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I went to see Chamber of Secrets today. Yay:¬) “I told you!” Ron hissed at Hermione as she stared down the article. “I told you not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She’s made you out to be some sort of...

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(Professor Trelawney…) “I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth…your dark hair…your mean stature…tragic losses so young in life…I th...

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From Ananova: A mother took her toddler son to court after officials refused to accept they had made a mistake by charging him for speeding. Lawyers, court officials and police fell about laug...

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From The Sun: Saddam: What a fiasco By WILLIAM SHAWCROSS ARE the UN inspections in Iraq useless? They have been there for ten days and have found no traces of Saddam’s weapons of mass destru...

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Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila arguing about how tough they are. The first mouse says, “I’m so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison.” He ...

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Originally posted in Athiest Unders Ur Bed’s diary. “Hi! My online name is Lady Joss. I was a Christian, but am now agnostic. “I took up this challenge, as I had never really put into words wh...

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Well, sort of. Courtesy of The British Movie Name Generator Four Lady Josss and a FuneralFour Weddings and a Funeral (1994, Mike Newell) Kind Lady Josss And CoronetsKind Hearts And Coronets (...

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This is a step-by-step guide to causing anarchy in the music world of Britain. The plan is to overthrow the pop community in the charts with the smaller bands community. The current trend in the...

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I spoke to Karen last night. She recieved my letter. We have agreed to put it behind us. Course it did not help that my mum tried to reassure Karen that I generally don’t phone people much. ...

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Yesterday, I got a letter from Karen. In it she reminded me that we promised to keep in touch after I got to Middlesbrough. And I have not really done that. So she thought I was letting her d...

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From Ananova: Man will argue in court he has right to “moon” A man from Australia’s Gold Coast is to claim in court he has a constitutional right to “moon”. Lawyers for James Albert Ernest T...

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Hope you like this. Will

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!) A new on-line game for you. Click here for it. “) From the “you could not make it up” file. From Ananova: Shoplifter caught with frozen drumstick in his pants A shoplifter who stuffed a...

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I decided to write my own survey. Then I changed my mind. And came up with this idea. Below I will post 5 questions and my replies. The idea is, if you decide to use this survey, you add up ...

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All taken from posts to alt.fan.pratchett A true beanie should have a propellor on the top. This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic. I mean, I wouldn’t pay more th...

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I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don’t know how to do it, and wouldn’t be any good at it if I did, so I’m going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It wou...

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I always call it ‘Tour Flu’, because two or three weeks in hot bookshops with hundreds of people usually produces an ailment of some kind. Going on tour is like a box of rare diseases — you neve...

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Sing this to the tune: “If You’re Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands” If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are SaudiAnd the bank take...

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This is inspired by one of the rounds at the quiz in the Union this week. I give you a list of pairs of actors. The last actor from the previous question is the first in the next. The whole t...

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The Ultimate Literary Questionnaire 1. Which book(s) are you currently reading? A book called Random Factor. I can’t remember who wrote it. 2. What book(s) did you read last? The Day Of T...

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From Ananova: Jeb Bush sends congratulatory letter to loser Jeb Bush has mistakenly sent a letter of congratulation to the loser in an election. Mr Bush, who is governor of Florida, sent the...

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