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Last Thursday I took part in an anti – war demonstration in my town. As we protested a few people informed us that we were too late. This is a common theme amongst hawks at the moment. Why bo...


March 26, 2003

Open letter to OD staff

First appeared in my WF diary To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Dear Sir/Madam, I have a diary at Free Open Diary with the name WF. In this diary I pos...


I got these emailed to me today. These are the six tests, as laid out in the new UN resolution, that Iraq must pass to avoid war: 1 a public statement by Saddam Hussein, broadcast in Iraq, adm...


The Whos down in Whoville liked people a lot,But the Grinch in the White House most certainly did not.He didn’t arrive there by the will of the Whos,But stole the election that he really did los...


March 26, 2003

Oscar night.

Well, that was interesting. Adrian Brody’s speach was interesting. Good on him for asking for more time. Roman Polanski’s award will probably be debated for a while. Should the Academy have ...


First of all. An amazing entry by Pretzel I command you to go read. Now. I suppose I’ll have to explain the title. Over here in good old Blighty, Friday night was Comic Relief night. Where...


This was up on Ashlegh Bannenfields diary. The Counters are mine, the bits in ittalics in the intro are mine, and I changed the anti-WAR-American-hater to what I am. Pacifist. I actually like...


Pacifists: America has always waited until enemies attacked. Answer: Now that oceans can’t hold back enemies, pre-emptive war is forever a necessity. Counter: OK then. 9/11 was a pre-emptive...


March 07, 2003

One for the Scots

Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar. The first one said he was going to p*ss him off bigtime, and he walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder. “He...


Bush has managed to get the US injunction against assassinating foreign leaders revoked. Anyone still think Saddam is going to be captured and put on trial?


March 06, 2003

I am a published writer.

Thats right. Online magazine Useless-Knowledge.com have put my A New Cultural Revolution? article on their site. So, go read. And my thanks to Peter_24601, who also writes for them for helpin...


Tania Branigan Tuesday March 4, 2003 The Guardian It was cinema’s greatest cliffhanger. But now Michael Caine has blown the gaff on the ending of The Italian Job. More than three decades a...


…oust their president. The anti-war one, that is Duncan Campbell in Los Angeles Tuesday March 4, 2003 The Guardian Pressure is growing for the president to lose his job because of his unco...


March 03, 2003

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. Rarely is the question as...


By William Forbes 16th February 2003. I’m sitting in the Students Union waiting, with the rest of my team, for the quiz to start. One of my friends came in, walked up to me and shook my hand,...


March 01, 2003

Let’s get Manic

This is yoinked from Pomplemous. Using only ONE band’s lyrics answer the following… I’m using the Manic Street Preachers. 1. Are you a male or female? I wish I had been born a girl and not...


March 01, 2003

Bush has his knockers

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy wal...


SCOTLAND DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2003 HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL GLASGOW REGION Name??????????????. Nickname????????????. Gangname????????????. 1. Shuggie has bought half...


February 27, 2003

Review a review!

I normally only do this to anonymous notes but… There is a new diarist on the go called Rater Bitch. He/she/it seems to have serious self esteem problem as it (I’ll just say that for ease) lik...


Central Reservation Affiliated Press: Today there was an appeal for UN weapons inspectors to investigate Manchester United Football Club’s dressing room. Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, wh...


February 27, 2003

France demands return of gift.

Central Reservation Affiliated Press: France shocked the world today by demanding the return of a gift made to the American people. In a statement released earlier today, the French government...


February 26, 2003

From ananova.com

First of all:Bush ‘as great a threat to peace as Saddam’ A survey has found people consider George W Bush as great a threat to world peace as Saddam Hussein. The online poll compiled by YouGo...


February 20, 2003

Photo’s.

In my entry about the protest, I promised photo’s of the people I walked with. And here they are: Lindsay’s peace sign. Beth’s peace message. Charlie and Linda with Myra Says sign. The sung...


Mathematicians have worked out the scientific formula for the perfect Bond girl. Experts at the Science Museum say she is brunette, brown-eyed, British, 5ft 7ins and boasts the vital statistics...


February 16, 2003

Protest

Zygote has written an entry about the demo yesterday. And this is mine. Setting:time: 5:00 GMT. Place: main entrance to Albert Park, Middlesbrough. Weather: cold. Very cold. There’s frost ...


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