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…IN PATIENTS’ HOSPITAL CHARTS* She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a y...

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style=”width: 400; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;”> General asshatsCircle I Limbo CreationistsCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Militant VegansCi...

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1) What’s the first person you slept with’s middle name? I never did find out her middle name. 2) What kind of underwear are you wearing? Light blue boxers 3) What song do you want played at y...

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Why not? NOTE: All the films on this list are films I have seen in the cinema this year. Therefore, although they may have been released earlier, they are on this list. Also, I have all but g...

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Yoinked from Band Candy. Cos I could. Biography of a Mayfly: Born. Eat. Shag. Die. Sum up your 2003 in 20 words or less. Mine: Crap start. Got worse. Good films. Wedding. Funeral. Break...

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WARNING: Serious entry ahead. WMD’s So, Libya has admitted to having WMD’s. And they are going to let weapons inspectors in AND decommission their existing WMD’s. But here is the thing. Who...

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Yoinked from Peter_24601 (including the title). The idea is to copy this, bold the things you have in common and then replace all the others with true facts about yourself. 1. When I was youn...

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Hello. Lets see… Monday I went into college early to finish editing the police dogs thing. Just about got it done. Tuesday, finally finished the editing. Went out Tuesday night for a friend...

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Things I hate about everybody…. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where th...

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AKA An insane week in the life of Will. Monday. As mentioned last week, I had to get up early on my day off from college to go speak to the police. Supposed to be three of us there but only t...

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Gary Jules (original by Tears For Fears) All around me are familiar facesWorn out places – worn out facesBright and early for their daily racesGoing nowhere – going nowhereTheir tears are fill...

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Yup, I’ve decided (at last) to update again. So what’s been happening in my life? Scotland 1 – 0 Holland. YES! Not talking about the game in Amsterdam. Nope. Refuse to discuss it. College...

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THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME 01 – Being buried alive 02 – 03 – THREE THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND 01 – Females 02 – The success of teenybopper bands 03 – Females THREE THINGS I’D LIKE TO LEARN 01...

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Former schools chief Douglas Osler gives his assessment of the Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry THE inspection of this unique school has been completed. Although it was an unannounce...

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This one’s pinched from Peter_24601 1. When did you read your first HP book? Summer 2001 2. How long did it take you to read it? A few days. 3. Who gave it to you? No one. I bought it for...

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DANIEL learns how to become a WIZARD in a series of semi unrelated scenes that aren’t DRAMATIC, FUNNY, or even particularly INTERESTING. DANIEL RADCLIFFE (CONT’D) I...

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In my Harry Potter survey, I got left the following note: How can I tell if I’m socially inept? Are you socially inept? The condition of social ineptitude is hard to instantly identify. This s...

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STEPHEN FRASER JK ROWLING is the toast of the teaching profession after consigning education ministers and school inspectors to Hogwarts’ remedial class in her latest novel. Delighted teache...

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The abridged version By Rod Hilton FADE IN: INT. BROKEN HOME DANIEL RADCLIFFE walks around, pouting in a passive manner. DANIEL RADCLIFFE ...

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I didn’t actually update last week, but I did do the interview. Hopefully, that will have pacified you. Corbeau thought that the interview/00th entry idea was a good one and pinched it. And t...

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Your Letters, Oct. 29, 2,003 Bewitched I am writing this letter to parents, grandparents, teachers and others who love our youth and want what’s best for them. When I was a young man there was...

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Police were called to the scene when a man leaving the library had a confrontation with the protesters. “The officers arrived and separated the parties and took statements,” Payson Police Lt. ...

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Yup, it’s that time again. I answer your questions! Karma Girl wanted to know: Where are you living now? England? Yup. I live in the lovely town of Middlesbrough (twinned with Beruit). If ...

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From ananova.com: A Belgian couple are to get married by SMS because text messaging has played such a big part in their relationship. Ronald Bollen, 39, and Ingrid Peeters, 43, will exchange v...

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“Trying to eliminate Saddam, extending the ground war into an occupation of Iraq, would have violated our guideline about not changing objectives in midstream, engaging in “mission creep,” and w...

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