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Update later. I know, I know… Thank God for the longer entry size. Or I’d have had to split this up. Names in bold are books I’ve read. 1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien...

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I’ve actually seen Prisoner of Azkaban one and a half times. More on that later… Top 3 Favorite Directors: Stanley Kubrick Richard Kelly David Lynch Top 3 Most Attractive Ac...

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Proper entry later… 1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep 2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. You...

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Next year is looking like a very, very good year for me. First of all, my pet obsession, The Hithikers Guide to the Galaxy is finally, FINALLY making it to the big screen. The only thin...

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So, Christopher Ecclestone has been chosen as the new Dr Who. Not a bad choice. Course if I had my way I’d have chosen Anthony Steward Head. But I think Christopher Ecclestone will do ...

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You know, it’s strange. I’ve been looking back on the past year recently. Last year I was very much in woe is me mode. The only thing I had to look forward to was my sisters wedding. Now, on...

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Fellow Wingnuts will remember that this was the inspiration for an incident in The West Wing. and here is the bit from the show. Josiah Bartlet: I like how you call homosexuality an abo...

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This is, apparently, a real letter from the Inland Revinue (British taxman). Dear Mr Addison, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt reply to our latest communicati...

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Although it fell one statuette short of the record 7 “wins” racked up by all-time champions SHOWGIRLS and BATTLEFIELD EARTH, the Bennifer Box Office Blowfest GIGLI set an impressive new record o...

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“Winners” WORST PICTURE GIGLI (Sony-Columbia/Revolution) Produced by Casey Silver & Martin Brest WORST ACTOR Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK WORST ACTRESS Jennifer Lopez / GIG...

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Middlesbrough won the first trophy in their 128-year history after a dramatic 2-1 Carling Cup final win over Bolton. The Teessiders went in front inside two minutes from a tap-in by Joseph-De...

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Well, I’ve moved into my new flat. Tis nice. Tis small. Tis got bits of string hanging from the celing as it used to be sheltered housing and it would cost the council too much to remove the ...

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When a football team is leading its rival 1-0 at half time, betting on a final score of 61-1 might not be the wisest investment. But in the soccer-crazy Indian beachfront state of Goa, teams w...

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So, what’s been happening with me? Not a lot. Fairly uneventful Christmas and New Year, the later of which almost saw my locked up. Birthday was the same. Got very, very, very drunk. Got an...

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Exclusive By Joanna Desira, Evening Gazette The world’s favourite wizard Harry Potter has been banished from the shelves of a Teesside school library because of fears of satanic undertones. S...

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Who out there remembers when I did this more often? i’d punch tarantino, because otherwise you’d have to pick which wachowski brother to punch and it really wouldn’t be fair. [kate the avoidant...

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Didn’t think you’d escape that easy, did you? What are Weegies? [Polter-Cow] F*cking brilliant. I bow to you. [Band Candy] Ha, this is great! [Dolor Angelicus] ha ha – this is f-ing beau...

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Teenagers are being forced to use crisp packets and cling film as a form of contraception because they cannot afford condoms, a sexual health expert says. Mr Peter Greenhouse, who was the count...

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I’ve decided to do another create a survey. But just to do another survey would be boring. So I’ve combined it with another of my survey ideas. Here are the rules… What you have to do is tak...

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Central Reservation Affiliated Press: There was surprise on Mars yesterday as Houbha C Zidr, leader of the most powerful nation on Mars, announced plans to send missions to Heracles. The plans...

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align=”center”> Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results Sociability |||||||||||| 38% Gregariousness |||||||||||| 34% Assertiveness ||||||||||||||| 42% Activity Level ||||||||| 3...

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THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME: 01 | Neds 02 | Being buried alive 03 | Britney Spears success ————————————— THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH: 01 | Angie 02 | Corbeau 03 | Me ————————————— THREE THINGS...

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WORST PICTURE CAT-IN-THE HAT (Universal/Dreamworks/Imagine) CHARLIE’S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (Columbia) FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (20th Century-Fox) GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution) THE REAL CANCUN (N...

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…with RAZZIE® Voters! After setting a new record for worst second weekend fall-off in Hollywood history, 2003’s most critically reviled film GIGLI now leads the pack among nominations for The...

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By The Arrogant Worms Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts an...

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