March 17th Mixed Bag in idea barrages

1.) The follow-up to the MtGox Scandal will just be a re-skin of Dogecoin Dogecoin Panic.

2.) A mash-up of The Rentals "Down With P" and "OPP" would probably be great.

3.) Knowing your limitations might staunch success but, brother, it is a hell of a bonus for survival itself.

4.) I think "what the actual hell" is dying and the successor will be "what the artisanal hell".

5.) The Honourable Slim Jim, judge jerky and executioner.

6.) Less snooze button, more booze button.

7.) Don't fetishize madness. It certainly doesn't fetishize you.

8.) We the victims of provisional self-esteem beholden to grades & then lovers then pay rate we've had enough. We'd like to just like ourselves.

9.) Feels like everything's in flux. Everyone's healing up, breaking down, breaking up, moving in, moving out, shacking up, flipping out, signing in, falling apart, moving on, moving up, everyone except for me. I'm just running in place.

10.) You know you went to a small high school when you just don't get the social striation in the movies. The goths & drama kids & newspaper kids & stoners & nerds all had to stand together as one in my day because... there were only like twenty of us in total.

11.) Sorority girls & My Little Ponies shared the trait of being almost completely uniform excepting for skin-tone and differing ass tattoos.

12.) The other 364 days of the year, the pins say "Kiss Me, I'm STD-Free".

13.) It is never too early to explain to your children about the horrifying bird-bee crossbreeds that will attack them if they have sex.

14.) You get the feeling that they're giving out long-overdue social reforms to try and distract us from demanding economic reforms.

15.) If you forgot to wear green to the bar today, don't worry. Your friends will surely provide you with green vom as an accessory.

16.) You will be told that putting in the work of self-improvement is actually self-involvement. Don't listen.