dec 27 in idea barrages

Maybe the aliens are just really into abnormal psychology.

When you realize Fox News is just a work of kayfabe, like pro wrestling, everyone just playing a role, maybe just an exaggeration of their real self, usually completely made up, with stars occasionally deluded into believing it real, the whole thing becomes clear.

Gandalf the grey-robed wi-zard/didn’t like when things would pass/but when the Balrog snared him/Balrog went and drowned his ass

Somewhere in Utah, this very moment, a mediocre middle class white couple is naming their son “Braidyn” in the hope that a ridiculous name will give him the personality their influence could not.

On the eighth day, God made psychedelic mushrooms. On the ninth day, God made the platypus.

Start rapping as Kelloggs Malone and start a beef with Post Malone. I will be your hype-man General Millz.

I enjoy that the cat always has to act like everything’s intentional. He meows to go out but on the porch realizes, hell naw, it’s cold and raining outside, but has to start really intently sniffing the porch as if to say “I knew it was crap out, I just needed to sniff the porch”.

When you play up that tuberculosis cough for sympathy, that’s just conspicuous consumption.