dec 14 in idea barrages

I feel like dingos just need a rebranding. No one would be afraid of a “g’day mutt”.

On top of all the other problems with the soft rock song “Centerfold”, like, what does he think he’s “saving” his angel from? It sounds like she’s a well-paid successful celebrity. The narrator probably assistant night manages a Stuckeys.

A country song about dog gifs on the internet called “The Snoot Boopin’ Boogie”.

Making fresh turkey gravy for Thanksgiving brings back fond memories.

Adblock’s great but what we really need is some fadblock.

Originally, Tolkein was gonna call it SHORT GUY SAVES THE WORLD but a friend was like “you need something with a better ring to it” and history was made.

The bad news is on a long enough scale of time, every victory is pyrrhic. The good news is victory’s for idiots & the future never exists, it’s always just now. Do the good you can, when you can, where you can, as you can. Live the holy writ “harm reduction”.

Sometimes the only way to see a false dichotomy is to walk both sides of that imaginary line first. Be every kind of person you can possibly be, it’ll help you to realize how little those labels actually mean. We’re all in this together, kid.