dec 2 in idea barrages

They didn’t need the help of the world’s fattest knight to win the battle but it was nice to know he was there anyway. It never hurts to have Sir Plus.

A series of BDSM-themed workout videos hosted by The Stairmistress.

Everyone talks about passive-aggression but no one ever talks about aggressively-passive. You know what was aggressively-passive? The sitcom MAD ABOUT YOU. It was AGGRESSIVELY just kind of there. It ASSERTIVELY just sort of existed.

Sometimes I just like making up a fake superstition like “every person has one certain hair on their body and if they pluck it, everything will finally go right, but no one can never know their Magic Hair until it’s plucked”.

If your ideas can’t evolve, no matter how well intentioned you were when young, you will eventually be the bad guy through loss of perspective. You will be “Ok Millenial”-ed, by and by.

In Soviet meta-humour, joke inverts YOU!

If your dog pen is made out of plastic, is that Pupperware?

You would get sued for selling little foil pouches of wine as “Capri-Sin” but its still a great idea.