nov 29 in idea barrages

In Soviet Robocop, machine rages against YOU.

If something is similar in form and tone to Billie Eilish is it Billie Eilishish?

Basketball with fighting like 70s hockey would be called BATTLEBALL and would instantly be the most popular sport in the world.

Another great name for a band would be Homeopathic Overdose.

Your Scientologist classic rock band will be called L. Ron Butterfly.

What with how some dogs love eating cat turds, I feel like Fancy Feces dog food would be a pretty big hit.

You would’ve figured that at this point, after all these books, Captain Underpants would’ve gotten a promotion to Major Underpants, I dunno.

Imagine yourself on social media as a great whale whooshing through the sea, skimming the plankton of ideas into your guts, feasting on things that seem too small to be anything but are actually everything.