nov 27 in idea barrages

Neurosurgery is often unnerving.

On Soviet tumblr, otherkin identifies as YOU.

The Swiss phrase for a Swiss Army knife roughly translates back into the English as “the toothpick that is missing”.

I fear Ivanka Trump would not understand the insult “Princess Impeach” which is sad because if she got it, it’d be a pretty sick burn.

If you are literally coocoo for Coco Puffs, does that make it part of an imbalanced breakfast?

A solid name for a band would be “Karmic Sans”.

Considering how important maps are in The Legend of Zelda, there aren’t enough puns on the double-meaning of “legend” in it. A little box that showed a blob of white and peach pixels with the word “Zelda” next to it would’ve even been enough.

The great thing about the Halloween half-off sales after the holiday is that they mark up the stuff so much for Halloween that they’re still paying more for it than they would in, oh, June, even on November clearance.