nov 13 in idea barrages

If your clothes spontaneously generate as you take them off, you are a Moebius stripper.

A parody of Centerfield about the hell that is flight entirely predicated on the double meaning of the line Put Me In Coach.

Your band will do metal covers of tame pop-country oldies under the name “Marilyn Branson”.

This wasn’t the year that the 24-hour Christmas radio stations started one week before Halloween but, provided Western Civilization survives another few decades, I think we’ll be there soon enough.

The Ewok planet doesn’t like being called Endor. It gets all “Frankenstein” about it, it’s actually a satellite of the PLANET Endor. It’s all like “I’m Forest Moon. People call me Forest Moon.”

How has no one yet dubbed the intentionally-terrible Bad News cover of “Bohemian Rhapsody” over that scene from Wayne’s World? I mean, I shouldn’t have to do ALL the thinking for you, internet.

A Fresh Prince parody about how no matter how well they mimic the English language, parrots just don’t understand.

I don’t know what a television show called “Hangin’ With D.B. Cooper” would look like but, damn, I’d watch.