Barrage Fifty in idea barrages

1.) The internet does not have enough pictures of Ernest Borgnine as a Borg.

2.) A Highlander-themed fighting game called IMMORTAL COMBAT.

3.) The nightmare was a bit like a mix of THE MATRIX and the pilot for STAR TREK. Yes, we were trapped in a virtual reality that was being used for nefarious purposes but when we broke out, we realized that it had at first been used to give normal lives to people with horrible injuries or mutations. In breaking our hell we broke their heaven. You were there. In the dream, I saw through the VR illusion because it was poorly researched and there was a Borders Books open for business. Also? Credits rolled over the end of my dream. This happens occasionally because I am a Strange Person.

4.) Am I OCD or does it bother anyone else when Twitter rounds their tweet count up to the next .1K? It feels like I'm lying.

5.) Parody of Springsteen's "human touch" about The Human Torch?

6.) Little irritations grew up to be great psychic body boils around the shoulders and armpits. It's finally time for a lancet.

7.) The power in frauds isn't in them at all. It is in your desperate desire to believe that there is a kernel of Actual Magic in the universe.

8.) Firefratters: bros before hose.

9.) That moment where total confidence is no longer a matter of truth or delusion, it is simply the only way to breathe at all.

10.) Wal-Mart is the new plantation, with full intention of making us generational sharecropper serfs in perpetuity. That's the game.

11.) Momentum is as weak or strong as your ability to ignore the voices from outside or from within, depending.

12.) Classic Rock + Classic Literature = Pat Minotaur.

13.) If I could ever manage to lose weight and have long hair at the same time, Christ, I would actually be kinda handsome.

14.) People using the phrase "God bless America" unironically is the strict parlance of AM radio at this point.

15.) Vulcan chiropractor is all "live long and posture".

16.) Yes, add something when you've something to add. But don't flail meaninglessly just cuz you need acknowledgement. Siddown, attention psycho.

17.) There is more power in trying to get to a future we might be happy in than pretending there was a past where we were.

18.) Anything even nearly too good to be true w/out a progression of well-documented events leading up to it is a fake. On the Net, anywhere.

19.) A private enterprise "too big to fail" nears monopoly & MUST fail (at a cost on the wealthiest involved) if innovation & dignity are valued.

20.) Anyone can have 2 or 3 brilliant ideas. Those who can give away 300 great ideas to get 1 okay idea made are who have a chance.

21.) A parody of "I'm Going To Jackson" about Scranton and THE OFFICE? Too late culturally, maybe?

22.) B-3 organs hatch from Hammond eggs.

23.) Remaindered prince, slightly irregular. A real deal if you don't mind a few dings in the bumper and high mileage.

24.) In the land of the crazed, the half-mad are the only ones with even a clue.