That food all sounds super yummy!! Especially those Vermont white cheddar mashed potatoes... Mmmmm.

Anyway, your friend sounds like he made up a story to save face. From the way you described him, he's always the victim in situations, am I right?? I bet he got fired (but it's not his fault, if you were to ask him), and he lied about the suspension so it wouldn't sound so embarassing to have to tell people.
At any rate, he does sound like a little bit of a prick...