sept 13 in idea barrages

Don’t call them “The Spice Girls”, that’s disrespectful, they prefer “The Bene Geserit Sisterhood”.

I’m sure the car brand “KIA” means something in some other language but I, personally, would be nervous driving a Killed In Action, call me weird.

Sentences that are normal to a barista but are dirty in any other context: “Just to let you know, its extra of you want to get whipped.”

Blood banks need your interest.

“I like you, Prince Charming” Cinderella told him, “I really do but you’re moving too fast, let’s start this out slow, maybe just dinner and a shoe.”

I’m glad that everyone is being bothered by the new Facebook dating thing, it’s not just a long standing thing that was always there but Facebook just decided I’m a loser.

If you gross Frankie and Annette but you lose Avalon to taxes, that’s a net Funnicello.

If you regret your purchase of grocery store ice cream, is that Breyers’ Remorse?