sept opener in idea barrages

Your line of marijuana-infused chicken nuggets will be called “Fat Nugz”. You will be a billionaire.

The realization that Sublime “bad fish” and 4 Non Blondes “what’s up” are the exact same song.

A dentist check up sounds a lot more bad ass if you call it a cavity search.

Nietzsche’s Pieces: Candy or Super Candy?

Aren’t measles just public displays of infection?

Is editing cereal commercials Post post production?

Dreams are great but can they be enough for you? Sometimes you deserve reality too.

The flag that flies outside the gas station that states that they have diesel was all tangled from the wind and just read “DIE”. Ominous. Ominous gas station.