Marrchage The Fourth in idea barrages

1.) This is probably gauche as hell but my brain always mixes up Richie Havens and Richie Valens.

2.) Most of the songs about Woodstock were written by people who never went to Woodstock. History is a legislated instrument.

3.) My major question about the Powerpuff Girls was... will they grow fingers as they get older or is this just A Thing?

4.) But maybe the sky isn't falling at all. Maybe the Earth is rising.

5.) If you can't afford the Devil's original art, you can always buy the lithographs. You know. The Prints Of Darkness.

6.) Smash your statue of limitations.

7.) Even though he took her out to a lovely dinner, the brontosaurus still ended up in the frond-zone.

8.) A vibrating personal massager shaped like an Academy Award marketed as Oscar Buzz.

9.) We should be devoting money to medically helping those w/ addictive personalities, not fueling organized crime w/ whack-a-mole prohibitions.

10.) I want to make a buzzfeed quiz "Are You Online?" and no matter what the answers are it comes up as YES.