aug 19 in idea barrages

A head canon where the other parents in THE BRADY BUNCH both faked their deaths to get away from their awful children and hooked up with each other to have awesome adventures. I think I call it MARRIED WITHOUT CHILDREN.

I like to think that the nun with the least seniority in a given parish is called Mother Inferior.

A gnome doing yoga with the title “Gnomaste”.

You can’t spell pretending without ending.

Yoda taunting the Ninja Turtle Raphael before battle: “Sais matter not.”

If my life worked by movie logic, we would be near the point where the incredible tolerance to benadryl and caffeine my terrible sleep schedule has given me would heroically save the day. Dunno how but that’s movies.

I kind of think an evil interior decorator would be a pretty great comic book character, if only for the quip “It’s Curtains For You!”

Okay, I’m pretty disappointed to find out that “Kid N Play” are still performing under that name, as opposed to “Man N Work”.