july 25 in idea barrages

1.) Seals have an eleven month gestation cycle so please allow forty-six weeks for delivery.

2.) My Eminem parody about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Ooze Yourself” would definitely include samples of Vanilla Ice chanting “go ninja, go ninja go”.

3.) I mean, my Madonna parody about discontinued Disney rides would definitely be called “This Used To Be My Toontown”.

4.) In a more honest world, Raytheon’s slogan would be “Gotta Kill ‘Em All - Raytheon!”

5.) Name your band “Officially Licensed” so that your merchandising gets REALLY REALLY confusing.

6.) A taco except the hard tortilla is replaced by a slice of thin-crust pizza hard-baked into a tacesque shape. We will call it “El Americano”.

7.) A head canon where in THE MATRIX, every single human consciousness is run through the “You’re The Chosen One” power-fantasy simulation Neo runs through and the robots actually use that to keep us busy while they use the rest of our brainpower to crowd-source their processing.

8.) Olive Oyl’s weird aunt who is always getting caught up in weird online pyramid-scheme scams is named Argan Oyl.