Marrchage in idea barrages

1.) The Godfather made the bomb disposal expert an offer he couldn't defuse.

2.) People who watch reality shows can't pick on wrestling fans as "it's all made up" since... at least wrestling fans ADMIT it.

3.) Many people on my social networks are discussing the AWP conference and I'm enjoying pretending it's a word. "Awp awp awp".

4.) At the end of every work week, they fill their cubicles with reminders of the dangers of time travel. It's Causal Friday.

5.) Experience is analog. Memory is digital. An amalgamation of approximations. Memory is a lossy medium. Memory is an mp3 of life's live set.

6.) It's like MASH but about Grenada instead of Korea. Instead of Cpl. Max Klinger, it's Cpl. Kip Winger. He still wears a dress.

7.) I wonder how many nerdcore groups are called "RUN DLC".

8.) I should probably write an every man parallel universe story called "Chris Is On Infinite Earths".