june 10 in idea barrages

1.) If you have a psychedelia band from the Flanders region of Belgium and you don’t call yourself “The Flemish Lips” what the hell are you even doing? Break up the band and go sell wooden shoes to American tourists or something.

2.) I wonder if anyone from the band The Cherry-Poppin’ Daddies now works in a Chilis or an Applebees and all his co-workers call him “Jalapeno-Poppers Daddy” behind his back.

3.) She had no idea her husband was leaving her for the farmer down the road, until the morning she woke up to find a John Deere letter.

4.) If I had to write a song about synesthesia, it would definitely be called “She Blinded Me With Silence”.

5.) I want to write a sci-fi update of Waiting For Godot called Waiting For Robot, of course I do.

6.) Your musical about a bunch of hipsters starting a revolution ironically will be called “Lame Iserables”.

7.) Yes, a life in the arts will be difficult. Difficult as hell. All lives are difficult. Life is difficult. The arts make it hurt less.

8.) I just woke up to type into this computer: “I just realized that the hyphen between the maiden and married name is technically a Mrs. Dash.”