june 6 in idea barrages

1.) In my defense, I do not ignore women’s soccer because it is played by women, I ignore it because it is soccer.

2.) Epiphany: Pete Rose is just Donald Trump, but with an actual talent.

3.) An omnipotent member of the Q Continuum who takes the from of an old blues guitarist to torment some Starfleet captain calling himself B.B.-Q.

4.) I’ll be whole when I’m dead… which sounds depressing but actually its joyous. As long as I am imperfect and incomplete, I can grow and learn and change. Perfection is a kind of death and i am nowhere near there yet.

5.) A movie about a girl who start stalking Kiefer Sutherland called KEIFER MADNESS.

6.) Medical care is so expensive these days but amputation still just costs you an arm and a leg.

7.) Dear weirdo bigots: there’s already a “Straight Pride Parade”, it’s called “The Super Bowl”.

8.) Your yearly reminder that there doesn’t have to be a Proctor High School Reunion in Utica because you have one, like, ten times a summer and it’s called “Saranac Thursdays”.