2/23 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) How does Dr. Who fix ridiculous conspiracy theories? With his Masonic screwdriver.

2.) In preparation for the oncoming timestorm, the Causality Police are mandating alternate-dimension parking overnight.

3.) You've done your penance. You've atoned. You've put in your time. This is no longer on you. You're free. What do you do next?

4.) The guys caught diddling cattle outside of Ilion just misheard that one country song as "Save A Horse, Ride A Cow, Boy".

5.) Arizona's trying to claim that their bigotry isn't like southern bigotry. They're all like "but it's a DRY hate!"

6.) DJs, never say "throw your arms up in the air" when spinning tunes at a zombie party. They may take this literally.

7.) Is there anything more fun than sarcastically over-pronouncing Japanese words? AHHHN-e-MAY. MAAAHHHN-guh.

8.) Captain G, Sega's Captain N counterpart, basically only hangs out w/ Michael Jackson & Sonic. Even he can't remember other Genesis mascots.