2/22 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) I hope someday we'll discover real trolls & they'll have an anti-defamation league opposed to calling internet trouble makers "trolls".

2.) My go-to flipping-of-the-bird involves pretending my arm is a claw-machine game that pulls the bird out of a pile of prizes.

3.) Everybody says "man, things just got REAL, yo". It takes real guts to say "things just got FAKE, yo!"

4.) Has there been a game where Princess Zelda has to save HIM from the Yeti called "The Missing Link"? If not, how not?

5.) Maybe just a parody of Wagon Wheel or Halleluiah about how they are overplayed at open mics. Just go super-meta.

6.) Ragnarok did not happen because it did not have my permission to happen. I take full credit.

7.) Be the band you wish there was.

8.) You know, you could re-title Garfield "Fatty Arbuckle" and it would be entirely appropriate.