Ode to Shrinkflation in Petty Peeves

  • April 10, 2019, 9:40 p.m.
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It’s not because my hands have grown,
Or I’m remembering wrong.
Much more to pay, much less to own!
Where has the chocolate gone?

It used to be about the size
Of my entire palm!
They’ve shrunk those candy bars I buy,
Oh how I wish them harm!

They’ve taken precious grams from me,
It’s tantamount to theft!
But why? Those scoundrels! Can’t they see?
Food’s all I have left…


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